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Johnny Junkhammers
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So long, and thanks for all the fish!

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More like Grindr Patrol
October 3, 2025 at 5:05 PM
I'm gonna start eating tic-tacs like this
September 7, 2025 at 11:14 PM
He's eyeing up that loveseat
August 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Sampling the worm collection as well.

One wasn't enough.
August 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Get off social media and actually do something
August 30, 2025 at 1:07 AM
While unbanning raw milk commercials.

What a strange place this has become.
March 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
The many feces of JD Vance
March 4, 2025 at 2:49 AM
From the man that brought you Trump Steaks, Trump Taj Mahal, and Trump Tower, he brings you:

Trump Recession
March 3, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Trump's Recession, brought to you by Donald Trump himself
March 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I think I'll guiltlessly blame Donnie for this one
March 3, 2025 at 6:00 PM
That's how you're supposed to greet an allied head of state!

Take notes Trump, if you can even write
March 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Down with Russia, down with Trump.

Victory to Ukraine!
March 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Love to see it, JD deserves endless berating
March 1, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Russia is the aggressor.

Ukraine must be made whole.
March 1, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Changing of the guard
March 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
As a US citizen, hell yeah
March 1, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Throw JD down the well!
March 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Russia and Ukraine cannot be treated as equals.

Russia started this war. They are the aggressor.

Ukraine must be made whole
March 1, 2025 at 5:02 PM
He's on track to win another Piece of Shit Prize
March 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Zelensky will go down as a hero in the history books.

Trump will be described as a stain on the institution of democracy. He is, and forever will be, a disgrace
March 1, 2025 at 12:46 AM
His Christian Nationalism is on full display. With a healthy dose of fascism.

The sooner we get this guy out of the WH, the better
February 28, 2025 at 10:52 PM