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Johnny Johnson
@johnnyjohnson.bsky.social
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Raised by ghosts, married the sea, died alone, and came from the future — unprofessional practitioner of various arts
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Couldn’t be bothered to attribute the artist, eh? Gotta crop the name off, huh?
The same cartoon, but with Joe Lennon’s name clearly on it, with the date 06-30-21
December 11, 2025 at 6:22 AM
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“Well actually, it looks like you need help figuring out what’s wrong with discs that don’t have the whole game on them. Would you like an 8-post thread on the subject?”
Microsoft’s old paperclip mascot of assistance, Clippy, wearing a trilby hat.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Surfrajettes last night! 🤩 🏄‍♀️
Four women wearing cute matching 70’s-inspired outfits and playing musical instruments on a stage with a groovy optical illusion backdrop. Some of the women as sound check was wrapping up, putting away their instruments and talking to each other. The photo includes a reflection off the shiny surface of a countertop, which makes the scene look a little trippier than usual. Five women (The fifth is the opening act, not a Surfrajette) in normal street clothes practicing playing a song together for sound check.
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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Important work
The Major League Baseball logo of a silhouetted MLB player, drawn over with a bird that fits the same silhouette. The outline of the baseball has the word “egg” written over it.
October 20, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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🦴🦴🦴 #SKELETON #ARTSHARE 🦴🦴🦴

…Newer skeletons
October 6, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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🦴🦴🦴 #SKELETON #ARTSHARE 🦴🦴🦴

Older skeletons…
October 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Since I’m posting pictures, here’s a butterfly (If you expand the whole photo) amid interesting rocky textures, seen a couple of weeks ago.
Photo of a rock wall with a butterfly. Taken somewhere along the Eagle Creek trail to the Punch Bowl Falls.
September 29, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Ambigramonday — you can have a little COVID, as a treat.

#Ambigram
Sticky note with an ambigram penned in black ink upon it. The ambigram reads “covid” both rightside-up and upside-down.
September 29, 2025 at 8:25 PM
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What the fuck is he talking about. “War ravaged Portland” my ass, what fucking war?? This dumbass daughterfucker and that goddamn maggot narrative that Portland is burning down to the ground every day is so stupid
"At the request of Secretary of Homeland Security, Kristi Noem, I am directing Secretary of War, Pete Hegseth, to provide all necessary Troops to protect War ravaged Portland, and any of our ICE Facilities under siege from attack by Antifa, and other domestic terrorists. I am also authorizing Full Force, if necessary. Thank you for your attention to this matter!" he said in a Truth Social post Sept. 27.
September 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Maybe it’s the option to email a burger to them
September 24, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Ambigramonday? Here?!

#Ambigram
Rotational ambigram of the name Christine, inscribed onto a square of black scratchpad with a colorful backing revealed under the scratchmarks.
August 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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👻 If you see this, post a ghost and the hashtag #AUGhost 👻
Parody of a scene from the 2017 movie A Ghost Story, with the characters replaced by Pac-Man videogame equivalents.
July 31, 2025 at 1:52 PM
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The “always has been” astronaut-with-a-gun meme, with the Earth-gazing astronaut saying “Why do credit card companies have this much power now?” and the gun-wielding astronaut behind them — whose head has been replaced by a stack of credit cards — saying “Always have”.
July 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Saw Halloween stuff today in Lowe’s. What the hell, man.
Interior of a Lowe’s store by the entrance, where some large ghouls and nosferatus and such immediately greet shopper’s eyes.
July 15, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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I’m tired of these humans. Let me just watch bumblebees for a bit
A bumblebee busy pollenating a cluster of small pink flowers coming from a bushy green plant.
July 9, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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I would round it to match the curves of the “g”, as if there were a thick invisible outline on the letter
July 3, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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Excellent choice. They look quite tasty
A cluster of small purple flowers.
June 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Ah, a connoisseur in the yard
June 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Finally put up the sparkly pixel art from @8pxl.bsky.social in the new place
June 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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Still frame from the 1987 movie Spaceballs of the character Yogurt (Played by Mel Brooks) saying “Who knows? God willing, we’ll all meet again in Spaceballs 2: The Search for More Money”.
June 13, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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All thanks to these strange blue work crews!
Still frame from the Twilight Zone episode “A Matter of Minutes”, where faceless blue people tear the world down and rebuild it in-between each second.
June 10, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Ambigramonday, and things are getting hot. I wish you the best June possible.

#ambigram
Rotational ambigram of the word PRIDE inscribed into a square of black scratchpad with a colorful rainbow-like backing revealed. An colorful oval has been scratched around the word. Rotational abigrams can be read upside-down.
June 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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A classic Dril post that says “and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.”
June 5, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Ambigramonday again. Hopefully you all had a nice weekend!

#ambigram
Rotational ambigram (If you rotate it upside-down, it still makes right-side-up letters) of the name Karen. Inscribed into a small black square of scratchart that has a colorful rainbow-like backing revealed when scratched.
June 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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It’s the same picture
Social media headline stating “Kim Kardashian announced new SKMS nipple bra with a faux piercing.” There are two pictures below with a blonde model in her skivvies wearing a nude bra with nipple protrusions baked in, which appear to be pierced cosmetically. It looks like the model has pinned the bra to her chest. A Halloween costume prop headband with two halves of a cheap replica of a fletched broadhead arrow sticking out from either side, so that the wearer appears to have had their head pierced by an arrow. In this photo, the wearer is a bald and disembodied mannequin head with a severe expression and a metallic collar (Reminiscent of the Futurama show’s preserved heads).
May 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM