John R.
@johnnygumdrop5.bsky.social
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My first official act in getting the house to myself after the COVID lockdowns were lifted was to Play Meddle very loudly. I didn't even skip Seamus.
January 3, 2026 at 10:02 AM
My first official act in getting the house to myself after the COVID lockdowns were lifted was to Play Meddle very loudly. I didn't even skip Seamus.
Jesus Christ is there nothing that people won't exploit. If you're going to steal a profile picture make it someone less famous. Reported and blocked.
January 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Jesus Christ is there nothing that people won't exploit. If you're going to steal a profile picture make it someone less famous. Reported and blocked.
Probably just another cynical election promise the republicans will break. Just getting our hopes up before they are cruelly dashed.
December 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Probably just another cynical election promise the republicans will break. Just getting our hopes up before they are cruelly dashed.
Satire today, suggested policy tomorrow.
December 19, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Satire today, suggested policy tomorrow.
The only possible explanation for this is he knows the files will put him in jail for the rest of his natural so he's deliberately trying to look mentally incapable for a psycho discharge. Seriously, nothing else fits.
December 18, 2025 at 11:22 AM
The only possible explanation for this is he knows the files will put him in jail for the rest of his natural so he's deliberately trying to look mentally incapable for a psycho discharge. Seriously, nothing else fits.
This is truly the slimiest slug trail he has left across the internet and that's in a field of strong contenders. The sooner the files get released the better.
December 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This is truly the slimiest slug trail he has left across the internet and that's in a field of strong contenders. The sooner the files get released the better.
Jesus Christ. I'm Scottish and even I know that the president can't pardon state convicts. Stop deflecting and release the files so the world can sleep safely again after he's impeached and removed.
December 12, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Jesus Christ. I'm Scottish and even I know that the president can't pardon state convicts. Stop deflecting and release the files so the world can sleep safely again after he's impeached and removed.
Like I needed another reason to not go to America.
December 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Like I needed another reason to not go to America.
Yes, Bluesky needs a vomit reaction.
December 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Yes, Bluesky needs a vomit reaction.
If he wasn't such an evil scumbag it would be pitifully pathetic.
December 5, 2025 at 11:40 PM
If he wasn't such an evil scumbag it would be pitifully pathetic.
How long before he's appointed as head of ICE?
December 4, 2025 at 7:20 PM
How long before he's appointed as head of ICE?
L percent of people slept in class.
November 27, 2025 at 2:29 PM
L percent of people slept in class.
Excellent crowd. Gives me a degree of hope for the world.
November 24, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Excellent crowd. Gives me a degree of hope for the world.
The proper press reaction to this should be 3 days of mourning but I suspect it will be half an error filled column in 2 days time
November 24, 2025 at 1:17 PM
The proper press reaction to this should be 3 days of mourning but I suspect it will be half an error filled column in 2 days time
She has a lot of class, all of it low.
November 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
She has a lot of class, all of it low.
Could be worse Marge. His Idol hung the ones that fell out of his favour on meat hooks.
November 15, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Could be worse Marge. His Idol hung the ones that fell out of his favour on meat hooks.
How is it possible that a voice can be punchable?
November 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
How is it possible that a voice can be punchable?
Once cogently described by Charlie Brooker as a serialised necronomicon, breathed onto parchment by a whispering Cacodemon.
November 14, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Once cogently described by Charlie Brooker as a serialised necronomicon, breathed onto parchment by a whispering Cacodemon.
This is why Bluesky needs a laugh reaction 😁
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
This is why Bluesky needs a laugh reaction 😁
Is there another source? I can't find anything yet on the news.
November 8, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Is there another source? I can't find anything yet on the news.