Johnny Cullen
@johnnycullen.bsky.social
Sometimes write words for games (on hiatus right now to do a thing). Written for Eurogamer, Official PlayStation/Xbox Magazines UK, VG247, PC Gamer and others. Resetera: JehutyRunner. He/him
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE.
November 23, 2025 at 9:16 AM
DON’T YOU FUCKING DARE.
Just saw this on TikTok.
You should too.
You should too.
November 16, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Just saw this on TikTok.
You should too.
You should too.
Did I pay a premium for this? Yes.
Do I regret it? No.
Am I still going to buy the 4K UHD? Absofuckinglutely.
This and Sinners I am more than okay paying a bit of a premium for to own outright in terms of films this year.
Do I regret it? No.
Am I still going to buy the 4K UHD? Absofuckinglutely.
This and Sinners I am more than okay paying a bit of a premium for to own outright in terms of films this year.
November 14, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Did I pay a premium for this? Yes.
Do I regret it? No.
Am I still going to buy the 4K UHD? Absofuckinglutely.
This and Sinners I am more than okay paying a bit of a premium for to own outright in terms of films this year.
Do I regret it? No.
Am I still going to buy the 4K UHD? Absofuckinglutely.
This and Sinners I am more than okay paying a bit of a premium for to own outright in terms of films this year.
My celebratory “Ireland is beating Portugal 2-0 in World Cup qualifying and Cristiano Ronaldo got sent off and mocked by the Irish fans with the crybaby gesture after doing it to us earlier in the game in a perfect ‘fuck around and find out’ situation” meal.
November 13, 2025 at 9:33 PM
My celebratory “Ireland is beating Portugal 2-0 in World Cup qualifying and Cristiano Ronaldo got sent off and mocked by the Irish fans with the crybaby gesture after doing it to us earlier in the game in a perfect ‘fuck around and find out’ situation” meal.
It’s happening.
November 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
It’s happening.
Celebrating this news and how Valve chose the common sense name for this the only way I know how.
November 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Celebrating this news and how Valve chose the common sense name for this the only way I know how.
As you can imagine, because of said works on this bridge (for Derry folks who don’t know who follow me because there are a few: bottom deck of the Craigavon Bridge heading to W’Side is closed till 4:30 every weekday for 3 weeks), it’s going to be slow moving.
But this dick didn’t care.
But this dick didn’t care.
November 12, 2025 at 3:48 PM
As you can imagine, because of said works on this bridge (for Derry folks who don’t know who follow me because there are a few: bottom deck of the Craigavon Bridge heading to W’Side is closed till 4:30 every weekday for 3 weeks), it’s going to be slow moving.
But this dick didn’t care.
But this dick didn’t care.
Here’s my crappy diagram so don’t take too literally at face value:
Red — Me. If you’re going after 12, take right lane
Yellow — Take left lane if going straight
Green — Here’s where it gets tricky. Because of works on a bridge, people can take the left lane to go past 12
Blue — Idiot in question
Red — Me. If you’re going after 12, take right lane
Yellow — Take left lane if going straight
Green — Here’s where it gets tricky. Because of works on a bridge, people can take the left lane to go past 12
Blue — Idiot in question
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Here’s my crappy diagram so don’t take too literally at face value:
Red — Me. If you’re going after 12, take right lane
Yellow — Take left lane if going straight
Green — Here’s where it gets tricky. Because of works on a bridge, people can take the left lane to go past 12
Blue — Idiot in question
Red — Me. If you’re going after 12, take right lane
Yellow — Take left lane if going straight
Green — Here’s where it gets tricky. Because of works on a bridge, people can take the left lane to go past 12
Blue — Idiot in question
Whoopsie doodle, not because of union busting and firing a good portion of Rockstar North, just a bit of polish needed — nothing to see here.
November 7, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Whoopsie doodle, not because of union busting and firing a good portion of Rockstar North, just a bit of polish needed — nothing to see here.
Congratulations, we have found the best use of Sabrina Carpenter on TikTok to date.
November 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Congratulations, we have found the best use of Sabrina Carpenter on TikTok to date.
The fact I am so easily amused can be summed up by how proud I am of this Reddit comment I made on a thread about Brendan and Domhnall Gleeson guesting on The Simpsons.
(Context for none-Irish speakers: Domhnall is not pronounced like ‘Domenall’, but rather Don-ell. Better yet, say it like Donal)
(Context for none-Irish speakers: Domhnall is not pronounced like ‘Domenall’, but rather Don-ell. Better yet, say it like Donal)
November 5, 2025 at 11:26 AM
The fact I am so easily amused can be summed up by how proud I am of this Reddit comment I made on a thread about Brendan and Domhnall Gleeson guesting on The Simpsons.
(Context for none-Irish speakers: Domhnall is not pronounced like ‘Domenall’, but rather Don-ell. Better yet, say it like Donal)
(Context for none-Irish speakers: Domhnall is not pronounced like ‘Domenall’, but rather Don-ell. Better yet, say it like Donal)
I sometimes forget why this is my favourite song.
And then after a while of not hearing it, I am reminded why I love this song as much as I do.
And then after a while of not hearing it, I am reminded why I love this song as much as I do.
November 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I sometimes forget why this is my favourite song.
And then after a while of not hearing it, I am reminded why I love this song as much as I do.
And then after a while of not hearing it, I am reminded why I love this song as much as I do.
“Today, we’d like to introduce the Animal Crossing: New Horizons — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition game…”
*screams in what the fucking word salad*
*screams in what the fucking word salad*
October 30, 2025 at 1:23 PM
“Today, we’d like to introduce the Animal Crossing: New Horizons — Nintendo Switch 2 Edition game…”
*screams in what the fucking word salad*
*screams in what the fucking word salad*
...welp. This is an interesting thing to pop up on my YouTube FYP.
(I am a subscriber to AD admittedly, but the timing of this coming on my homepage is quite apt at least)
(I am a subscriber to AD admittedly, but the timing of this coming on my homepage is quite apt at least)
October 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
...welp. This is an interesting thing to pop up on my YouTube FYP.
(I am a subscriber to AD admittedly, but the timing of this coming on my homepage is quite apt at least)
(I am a subscriber to AD admittedly, but the timing of this coming on my homepage is quite apt at least)
I feel like this look Emma Stone gives during a red carpet interview at a Bugonia screening may be my new go to reaction for anything WTFuckery.
October 26, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I feel like this look Emma Stone gives during a red carpet interview at a Bugonia screening may be my new go to reaction for anything WTFuckery.
…it was fine, I guess.
Well acted — but that’s about it.
Well acted — but that’s about it.
October 25, 2025 at 8:57 AM
…it was fine, I guess.
Well acted — but that’s about it.
Well acted — but that’s about it.
A rare public gym selfie for the sake of accountability (especially on here as I don’t post gym selfies here).
Came in tonight and did alright - if not great - up until I pushed myself too hard with an exercise to the point of being nauseous that I had to tap out a little earlier than intended.
Came in tonight and did alright - if not great - up until I pushed myself too hard with an exercise to the point of being nauseous that I had to tap out a little earlier than intended.
October 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
A rare public gym selfie for the sake of accountability (especially on here as I don’t post gym selfies here).
Came in tonight and did alright - if not great - up until I pushed myself too hard with an exercise to the point of being nauseous that I had to tap out a little earlier than intended.
Came in tonight and did alright - if not great - up until I pushed myself too hard with an exercise to the point of being nauseous that I had to tap out a little earlier than intended.
What… in the flying fucking piss take is this absolute bullshit of injustice!?!? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg...
October 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
What… in the flying fucking piss take is this absolute bullshit of injustice!?!? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cg...
I’m up in my feelings today and it’s reminding me of the screenplay I finished earlier this year.
So here’s a page from it. Not related to why I feel a bit wank rn, but to show something off that I am proud and need that similar creative energy to currently make something.
So here’s a page from it. Not related to why I feel a bit wank rn, but to show something off that I am proud and need that similar creative energy to currently make something.
October 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I’m up in my feelings today and it’s reminding me of the screenplay I finished earlier this year.
So here’s a page from it. Not related to why I feel a bit wank rn, but to show something off that I am proud and need that similar creative energy to currently make something.
So here’s a page from it. Not related to why I feel a bit wank rn, but to show something off that I am proud and need that similar creative energy to currently make something.
Can’t even hide I am having a bad brain night as much as I want to, so going to be open about the fact about having a bad brain night while eating a Nando’s.
If you’re having a bad brain night too, whatever the circumstances behind it, I hope it gets better, friend. <3
If you’re having a bad brain night too, whatever the circumstances behind it, I hope it gets better, friend. <3
October 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Can’t even hide I am having a bad brain night as much as I want to, so going to be open about the fact about having a bad brain night while eating a Nando’s.
If you’re having a bad brain night too, whatever the circumstances behind it, I hope it gets better, friend. <3
If you’re having a bad brain night too, whatever the circumstances behind it, I hope it gets better, friend. <3
Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Women don’t like the vehicle.
