Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist
@johnnychildo.bsky.social
You can't debate the stupid. You can't debate the crazy. You can't debate the delusional. This is why I talk to myself.
As a Bears fan, I think Bienemy is their most expendable coach. RB coach is his best job. Just like Dick LeBeau, maybe the greatest defensive coordinator ever, was a shit head coach.
January 19, 2026 at 11:58 PM
As a Bears fan, I think Bienemy is their most expendable coach. RB coach is his best job. Just like Dick LeBeau, maybe the greatest defensive coordinator ever, was a shit head coach.
Hegseth is ready for his return to TV.
January 13, 2026 at 10:48 PM
Hegseth is ready for his return to TV.
He can start by suiting up.
January 12, 2026 at 10:21 PM
He can start by suiting up.
They don't show "interference" unless someone dies on Fox.
January 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
They don't show "interference" unless someone dies on Fox.
Durbin needs to fuck off completely. No need to wait for his term to be over. He's always sucked.
January 9, 2026 at 4:11 PM
Durbin needs to fuck off completely. No need to wait for his term to be over. He's always sucked.
They over explained the dumbest shit but still left all the meat on the Joyce-Henry bone.
January 9, 2026 at 2:26 PM
They over explained the dumbest shit but still left all the meat on the Joyce-Henry bone.
Reposted by Johnny Childo: Certified Catastrophysicist
Alexander Steven Back, an ICE employee from Bloomington, MN was arrested in Nov 2025 for coercion of a minor. He attempted to meet up with what he thought was a 17-year-old girl for sex and was immediately arrested. He now faces federal charges.
January 8, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Alexander Steven Back, an ICE employee from Bloomington, MN was arrested in Nov 2025 for coercion of a minor. He attempted to meet up with what he thought was a 17-year-old girl for sex and was immediately arrested. He now faces federal charges.
Haitch loves a good immigrant joke, obviously. No wonder Santos was like, nah, you're gonna need a bigger bag to put up with this nonsense.
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Haitch loves a good immigrant joke, obviously. No wonder Santos was like, nah, you're gonna need a bigger bag to put up with this nonsense.
Also works with The Beatles' "Taxman".
December 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Also works with The Beatles' "Taxman".
He's going to have a statue of himself when he dies, except it'll just be him frozen in carbonite, spray-painted gold.
December 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
He's going to have a statue of himself when he dies, except it'll just be him frozen in carbonite, spray-painted gold.
Ask this guy to draw a clock. It'll be great.
December 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Ask this guy to draw a clock. It'll be great.
I officiated my friend's wedding with a Batman graphic novel so do you.
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I officiated my friend's wedding with a Batman graphic novel so do you.
He's the douche in your friend group that's more of a friend of a friend that you tolerate because he pays for stuff but always orders unwanted rounds of Fireball shots.
December 9, 2025 at 6:40 PM
He's the douche in your friend group that's more of a friend of a friend that you tolerate because he pays for stuff but always orders unwanted rounds of Fireball shots.
That's how I feel about punter Tommy Townsend.
November 30, 2025 at 2:12 AM
That's how I feel about punter Tommy Townsend.
Yes, reverse immigration. The Native Americans are winning!
November 28, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Yes, reverse immigration. The Native Americans are winning!
The bright side is that they've revealed themselves and we can just tell them to fuck off upstairs.
November 27, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The bright side is that they've revealed themselves and we can just tell them to fuck off upstairs.
This is Blueanon stuff. Just accept that there are more shitty Americans than you imagined.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
This is Blueanon stuff. Just accept that there are more shitty Americans than you imagined.