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JohnnyBlast
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33 years in TV&still going. Southern indy rassler (1990-2023).Western Carolina University 1987. Chicago Bears. Charleston WV.My Boys.Sally.Chicken.Redheads.
Dollar Tree Gatorade

Yeah, I know. How could Dollar Tree Gatorade possibly be the Bonus Beverage???

We will find out...results later
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Charlotte NC, whats up?

LA Lakers 121
Charlotte Hornets 111
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Happy 21st birthday to my older kid, Dior. Here we are last year in Charlotte. We have tickets for LA Lakers at Charlotte Hornets tomorrow night. Never was a fan of kids, but wow I love this one! Raising him and his brother is one of the highlights of my life.
November 9, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Its not Vanilla Coke. Its "Holiday Creamy" Vanilla Coke.

But, is it "the bonus beverage"?

No, sadly. Its Vanilla Coke. With more Vanilla.

#WeirdoCoke
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 AM
November 5, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Don't turn your back to butt dandruff. Its a real problem. We just spent untold minutes brushing Sally's butt and tail.

Is Sally spoiled?
Of course she is

#QueenOfCats
November 5, 2025 at 3:41 PM
1 of THE most fucked up stories from my collection involved going to buy my friend cigarettes and having to play the manager of the store in Rock Em Sock Em Robots. 2 chicks drinking wine. A dude just standing on a ladder. And "the manager never loses at Rockem Sockem Robots!"
#FuckingTwilightZone
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Oh Lord its National Cat Day!
October 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
So, turns out Mothman tastes like a little spicer than normal barbecue sauce potato chips.
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
When your cat is so gorgeous you feel the need to post pictures of her just because.

This is: Sally in repose

#CatModel
#QueenOfCats
October 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
We'll only celebrate National Black Cat Day for 12 hours, ok? What about National White Cat Day? Tuxedo Cat Day? One Earred Cat Day?

#Sally
#QueenOfCats
#KittyBaby
October 28, 2025 at 12:03 AM
At the half I said that this was their worst game yet. Lamelo with the triple double.
#BuzzCity
October 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
MUCH improved from last year
Hornets lead until late
#BuzzCity
October 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Dale Gribble in his undies is considered adult content?
October 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I didn't know the finish...I cried...I kissed my opponent on the top of his head...my phone crashed, went black, at 4am due to the overwhelming number of calls and messages.

#WorldChampion
October 24, 2025 at 4:16 PM
The 13 pictures for the 2026 Sally calendar have been selected. Now for the arduous process of placing them. 2026 will be the 3rd year that the Queen of Cats has had her own calendar. And why not? She's a cat model.
October 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Why i dont have a hockey team and a Popeyes in Charleston is beyond me! I'd even drive to Southridge!
October 20, 2025 at 6:52 PM
New oddball beverage alert. Wonder what it tastes like right side up?
October 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Some fear the dead of night. Not i. Its where I found clarity. Its where the noise of the world ceased while I remained lucid. Its where I thought and examined while unburdened by the constant motion of the daytime.

#GraveyardShift
October 18, 2025 at 3:37 PM
5 rows off the ice. Gotta keep an eye out for flying pucks.
October 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
There's less than 5 items I would publicly endorse, but Popeyes will always be 1 of them.
October 17, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Opening night tonight
If you're in the Wytheville Virginia area, come join! Puck drops at 730pm. Probably stop by Popeyes too!
#GoBobcats
October 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Will those clothes have to be rewashed? Probably...

Did I move her?
Hell no

#SallyQueenofCats
October 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Name a record where if you listen to one song, you have to listen to the whole thing. 1997's Medazzaland by Duran Duran. Unpopular and unlike anything they'd done, this is a weird and dark look at death and loss. No glossy pop Rio here. Sparse, slow, and introspective. Unexpected but loved.
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
So what did you do Friday night?

Oh, glad you asked. Well, about 2 and a half hours ago, Sally interrupted my dinner. Had to sit on my right thigh. Since then its been sleep, clean, sleep, clean, i think she's going to sleep again. What a life!

#Sally
#QueenOfCats
October 11, 2025 at 1:59 AM