John
@johnnybeachball.bsky.social
Nerd. Cat Dad. Woodworker. Higher Ed worker bee. GenX. Maine. Veteran. Cancer survivor. Gardener. 90s alternative. Happily taken. I don’t live near a beach, nor do I own a beach ball.
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Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?
November 20, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Is Piggy referring to his attempted coup on January 6th?
Here’s to fall in Maine.
September 20, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Here’s to fall in Maine.
It’s amazing how satisfying it is to be able to have a couple of free hours to be able to do something as simple and productive as cleaning my garage and organizing my tools.
December 29, 2024 at 6:27 PM
It’s amazing how satisfying it is to be able to have a couple of free hours to be able to do something as simple and productive as cleaning my garage and organizing my tools.
Don’t let this innocent looking face fool you. Last night I watched her come running up the stairs, stand up and reach out her front paws to push open a bedroom door the way a linebacker might push a wide receiver out of bounds.
December 19, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Don’t let this innocent looking face fool you. Last night I watched her come running up the stairs, stand up and reach out her front paws to push open a bedroom door the way a linebacker might push a wide receiver out of bounds.
My vehicle alerts me when the temperature outside drops to 37 degrees, letting me know that the roads might be icy.
Last time the alert sounded, my wife asked what it was.
Don’t worry about it, I said. We’re just losing a deflector shield. You might want to strap yourself in.
She just stared.
Last time the alert sounded, my wife asked what it was.
Don’t worry about it, I said. We’re just losing a deflector shield. You might want to strap yourself in.
She just stared.
December 8, 2024 at 8:40 PM
My vehicle alerts me when the temperature outside drops to 37 degrees, letting me know that the roads might be icy.
Last time the alert sounded, my wife asked what it was.
Don’t worry about it, I said. We’re just losing a deflector shield. You might want to strap yourself in.
She just stared.
Last time the alert sounded, my wife asked what it was.
Don’t worry about it, I said. We’re just losing a deflector shield. You might want to strap yourself in.
She just stared.
Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you…. It’s not pie.
December 7, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Equal rights for others does not mean less rights for you…. It’s not pie.
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Be safe out there people.
November 20, 2024 at 11:18 AM
Be safe out there people.
One of the most ominous fortune cookie messages I’ve ever received.
November 17, 2024 at 3:27 PM
One of the most ominous fortune cookie messages I’ve ever received.
Very tired this morning.
November 17, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Very tired this morning.
Portions of the winter reading list.
November 16, 2024 at 1:35 PM
Portions of the winter reading list.
The barista at Starbucks thought my name is Jonathan and I didn’t bother to correct her. Nine years later they all call me Jonathan, and I can’t bring myself to tell them.
November 16, 2024 at 1:30 PM
The barista at Starbucks thought my name is Jonathan and I didn’t bother to correct her. Nine years later they all call me Jonathan, and I can’t bring myself to tell them.
I only started watching football in 2021. I am still learning the game but I have done reasonably well in the office pools, probably because there’s no money involved. Otherwise who knows how much of my stuff might be in hock by now.
November 16, 2024 at 1:28 PM
I only started watching football in 2021. I am still learning the game but I have done reasonably well in the office pools, probably because there’s no money involved. Otherwise who knows how much of my stuff might be in hock by now.
How I worked from home from March 2020-May 2021.
November 16, 2024 at 1:24 PM
How I worked from home from March 2020-May 2021.
No. I was good yesterday.
November 16, 2024 at 1:22 PM
No. I was good yesterday.