Jesus Christ, it's Liv Agar.

If you want to know why I drip with disgust about these companies it’s because I love technology and I hate them for what they’ve done to the computer. It has never been perfect, but four or five companies decided that it had to be this bad, and they should be treated like war criminals for it.

That's nice, unfortunately it pales in comparison to the one true sports team t-shirt

It's 'Shen's "Facebook" "Channel"'

for the tech bros, imagine if someone invented a robot that stole all your money and did all your cocaine. that's how all this feels, on the user end