John Nonchalant
@johnnonchalant.bsky.social
Philly, cats, bikes, antifascist
I’m surprised the admitted that they had the wrong person and didn’t just put them in prison until they got the correct person
December 15, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I’m surprised the admitted that they had the wrong person and didn’t just put them in prison until they got the correct person
He probably leaked some pee falling like that at his age
December 14, 2025 at 10:21 PM
He probably leaked some pee falling like that at his age
My scale is a hoax
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
My scale is a hoax
It’s so his base will believe he’s in control of the situation. Regardless of lives lost, his base will believe it. Success our president saved the day. Meanwhile chaos. 🤷♂️🥜
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 PM
It’s so his base will believe he’s in control of the situation. Regardless of lives lost, his base will believe it. Success our president saved the day. Meanwhile chaos. 🤷♂️🥜
I guess we are the Back in my day 👴🦯 ✌️😎
December 13, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I guess we are the Back in my day 👴🦯 ✌️😎
Dear god I don’t like the new use of crashing out. I liked when it was when I needed to go have a nap or needed a couch for a few days. But I will adapt.
December 12, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Dear god I don’t like the new use of crashing out. I liked when it was when I needed to go have a nap or needed a couch for a few days. But I will adapt.
She’s a junkie afraid to be cut off.
December 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
She’s a junkie afraid to be cut off.
Do you have pets
a bunch of dogs are sitting around a pizza box
ALT: a bunch of dogs are sitting around a pizza box
media.tenor.com
December 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Do you have pets
Same person who does his face does his hand
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Same person who does his face does his hand
Exactly
even if he said your moms house that would have been better than that Choke job
even if he said your moms house that would have been better than that Choke job
December 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Exactly
even if he said your moms house that would have been better than that Choke job
even if he said your moms house that would have been better than that Choke job
He’s going to get personal kick backs for ousting him
December 11, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He’s going to get personal kick backs for ousting him
Yo I hope the blue man group dude is okay. A razor in his mouth seems like a cry for help. Probably got the blues😎 🕺
December 10, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Yo I hope the blue man group dude is okay. A razor in his mouth seems like a cry for help. Probably got the blues😎 🕺
Eric you are the father
December 10, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Eric you are the father
That’s a nice way to put it ✌️😆
December 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
That’s a nice way to put it ✌️😆
If I see a barstool logo to me it’s the same a maga hat and other hateful symbols
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If I see a barstool logo to me it’s the same a maga hat and other hateful symbols
Perhaps they are going to have a tax on people above a certain BMI or weight
December 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Perhaps they are going to have a tax on people above a certain BMI or weight
I want a shelf that sells itself. Hard pass
December 9, 2025 at 5:30 AM
I want a shelf that sells itself. Hard pass