John Wyatt
johnniewifi.bsky.social
John Wyatt
@johnniewifi.bsky.social
News nerd
That’s German for “most inaccurate description of a sausage”
December 7, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Your writing is really improving
December 7, 2025 at 12:42 AM
And though you are not sentient and cannot comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
“Mustn’t grumble”
November 28, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I was similarly tempted but managed to resist.
November 13, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I saw a documentary about this, you can get John Travolta’s or Nicolas Cage’s as a replacement apparently.
November 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Pip poindexters, surely.
October 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Is this about Reform UK or are there another bunch of mauve horrors?
October 9, 2025 at 10:47 AM