the woman next to me every time Paul Mescal won a fight in Gladiator II

just finished Breakfast at Tiffany's and this scene really cemented to me how we are losing artistry in our art. this is not a film by a revered auteur, but the composition of this shot communicates so much and is completely missing in *popular* modern cinema. we're losing the sacred texts!! 🎥

Conan O'Brien hosting the Oscars is great, but I'm hoping him getting back into hosting can help him realize his true calling, which would be to host the American version of Taskmaster.

I like when a house has a private property sign on the outside - it's like they think burglars are just confused. I mean, I think they actually think it's a license to kill anyone on their porch, but I prefer the confused burglar theory.

calling it the justice system might have been too bold of a promise!!!

just going to start by posting observational comedy into the void