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John Middleton
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Professional Magician and film geek with a passion for cooking. Father of three.
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Magician. "Can you make my wife disappear?" Yeah, I also moonlight as a hitman.
December 1, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Same
November 26, 2025 at 9:55 AM
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a man in a sweater is jumping over a wall while another man sits on the ground
Alt: a man in a sweater is jumping over a wall while another man sits on the ground. Scene from Billy Elliott
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November 23, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Happy birthday!
July 19, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Erm...
The idiom "don't break wind on a badger's toe" is a way of saying "don't be rude or disrespectful".
April 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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"Gottle of geer!"
March 13, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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It's so ironic that such a massive dick is sooooo obsessed with genitalia.
February 10, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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a man with a beard is eating a piece of food with a knife in his mouth .
Alt: David eating noodles from the movie The Lost Boys.
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January 3, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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January 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM