John Louis Eisenberg
@johnlouiseisenberg.bsky.social
Cynical Sarcastic Ashkenazi Humanistic Jew from NYC
I Have Seen, Heard, and Speak After Thought.
I know a lot about a little and a little about a lot, the older I get, the more I realize how little I know, hence my thirst for knowledge
🚫DMs = BLOCK&REPORT
I Have Seen, Heard, and Speak After Thought.
I know a lot about a little and a little about a lot, the older I get, the more I realize how little I know, hence my thirst for knowledge
🚫DMs = BLOCK&REPORT
RFK jr. = Really Fucking Krazy, just ridiculous, PERIOD Full Stop
November 20, 2025 at 8:50 PM
RFK jr. = Really Fucking Krazy, just ridiculous, PERIOD Full Stop
My uncle Al was also "connected" which is why he got paid.
Otherwise, Fred would have been "swimmin with da fishes"...
Otherwise, Fred would have been "swimmin with da fishes"...
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
My uncle Al was also "connected" which is why he got paid.
Otherwise, Fred would have been "swimmin with da fishes"...
Otherwise, Fred would have been "swimmin with da fishes"...
This From The 5X DRAFT-DODGER
November 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
This From The 5X DRAFT-DODGER
PIG ON THE LOOSE
November 20, 2025 at 4:55 PM
PIG ON THE LOOSE
Fuck That DRAFT-DODGING Scumbag!
November 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Fuck That DRAFT-DODGING Scumbag!
BRILLIANT! & Spot On!
November 20, 2025 at 2:36 PM
BRILLIANT! & Spot On!
Wham Bam FUCK YOU PAM!
If This KKKunt's Mouth Is MOVING SHE IS LYING!
THIS IS THE ONLY PIG IN THE WHITEHOUSE.
If This KKKunt's Mouth Is MOVING SHE IS LYING!
THIS IS THE ONLY PIG IN THE WHITEHOUSE.
November 20, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Wham Bam FUCK YOU PAM!
If This KKKunt's Mouth Is MOVING SHE IS LYING!
THIS IS THE ONLY PIG IN THE WHITEHOUSE.
If This KKKunt's Mouth Is MOVING SHE IS LYING!
THIS IS THE ONLY PIG IN THE WHITEHOUSE.
The Whitehouse Thanksgiving Turkey
No Trimmings
No Trimmings
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
The Whitehouse Thanksgiving Turkey
No Trimmings
No Trimmings
Trump's disdain for women began when the Black "Help" at the Trump residence was left to discipline him because Fred was Absent & his mother Mary had "Taken to Her Bed"
His Atrocious behavior led to Military School
and he was sent to New York Military Academy at age 13 due to Behavioral Issues
His Atrocious behavior led to Military School
and he was sent to New York Military Academy at age 13 due to Behavioral Issues
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Trump's disdain for women began when the Black "Help" at the Trump residence was left to discipline him because Fred was Absent & his mother Mary had "Taken to Her Bed"
His Atrocious behavior led to Military School
and he was sent to New York Military Academy at age 13 due to Behavioral Issues
His Atrocious behavior led to Military School
and he was sent to New York Military Academy at age 13 due to Behavioral Issues
Rotten to the CORE
November 19, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Rotten to the CORE
OINK.
PURE PROJECTION!
PURE PROJECTION!
November 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
OINK.
PURE PROJECTION!
PURE PROJECTION!
PURE PROJECTION!
November 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
PURE PROJECTION!
I saw them at the Spectrum in Philly when they launched the Quadrophenia Tour after sleeping at the box office for two days in order to buy tickets. My ears rang for days afterwards.
November 18, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I saw them at the Spectrum in Philly when they launched the Quadrophenia Tour after sleeping at the box office for two days in order to buy tickets. My ears rang for days afterwards.
This MEGA-MAGAT-MORON Will Make America His 7th INGLORIOUS Bankruptcy.
Because EVERYTHING Trump Touches Turns To SHIT!
Trump Has a FECAL Touch.
Because EVERYTHING Trump Touches Turns To SHIT!
Trump Has a FECAL Touch.
November 18, 2025 at 6:04 AM
This MEGA-MAGAT-MORON Will Make America His 7th INGLORIOUS Bankruptcy.
Because EVERYTHING Trump Touches Turns To SHIT!
Trump Has a FECAL Touch.
Because EVERYTHING Trump Touches Turns To SHIT!
Trump Has a FECAL Touch.
MAGA = Megalomaniacal ASSHOLES are GANG-RAPING America.
November 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
MAGA = Megalomaniacal ASSHOLES are GANG-RAPING America.
8 Items for $46.81
And that's WITH $17.41 In Card Savings
Otherwise, it would have been $64.22
Trump NEVER Shopped for Groceries in His Life!
The Only Time He Was EVER In a Grocery Store,
He THREW a $100.00 Bill at a Customer!
And that's WITH $17.41 In Card Savings
Otherwise, it would have been $64.22
Trump NEVER Shopped for Groceries in His Life!
The Only Time He Was EVER In a Grocery Store,
He THREW a $100.00 Bill at a Customer!
November 18, 2025 at 2:43 AM
8 Items for $46.81
And that's WITH $17.41 In Card Savings
Otherwise, it would have been $64.22
Trump NEVER Shopped for Groceries in His Life!
The Only Time He Was EVER In a Grocery Store,
He THREW a $100.00 Bill at a Customer!
And that's WITH $17.41 In Card Savings
Otherwise, it would have been $64.22
Trump NEVER Shopped for Groceries in His Life!
The Only Time He Was EVER In a Grocery Store,
He THREW a $100.00 Bill at a Customer!
Perhaps she should seek asylum at a Synagogue?
She Can Play Find The Space-Lasers!
She Can Play Find The Space-Lasers!
November 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Perhaps she should seek asylum at a Synagogue?
She Can Play Find The Space-Lasers!
She Can Play Find The Space-Lasers!
Trump Has The FECAL Touch.
Everything He Has EVER TOUCHED Has Turned to SHIT.
America Will Be His 7th Inglorious Bankruptcy
MAGA = A Megalomaniacal ASSHOLE Is GANG-RAPING America.
Everything He Has EVER TOUCHED Has Turned to SHIT.
America Will Be His 7th Inglorious Bankruptcy
MAGA = A Megalomaniacal ASSHOLE Is GANG-RAPING America.
November 18, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Trump Has The FECAL Touch.
Everything He Has EVER TOUCHED Has Turned to SHIT.
America Will Be His 7th Inglorious Bankruptcy
MAGA = A Megalomaniacal ASSHOLE Is GANG-RAPING America.
Everything He Has EVER TOUCHED Has Turned to SHIT.
America Will Be His 7th Inglorious Bankruptcy
MAGA = A Megalomaniacal ASSHOLE Is GANG-RAPING America.
TRUMP CLAIMS IT'S A "DEMOCRAT HOAX"
EXCEPT HE WAS A DEMOCRAT WHEN HE AND EPSTEIN WERE ASSHOLE BUDDIES!!!
EXCEPT HE WAS A DEMOCRAT WHEN HE AND EPSTEIN WERE ASSHOLE BUDDIES!!!
November 18, 2025 at 12:04 AM
TRUMP CLAIMS IT'S A "DEMOCRAT HOAX"
EXCEPT HE WAS A DEMOCRAT WHEN HE AND EPSTEIN WERE ASSHOLE BUDDIES!!!
EXCEPT HE WAS A DEMOCRAT WHEN HE AND EPSTEIN WERE ASSHOLE BUDDIES!!!
That's What Stormy Said...
...NOT!
...NOT!
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
That's What Stormy Said...
...NOT!
...NOT!
Hey DonOLD,
Here's your New Presidential Portrait.
BTW- You're The WORST POTUS in American History TWICE
MAGA = A Megalomaniacal ASSHOLE is Gang-Raping America - THAT'S YOU!
Here's your New Presidential Portrait.
BTW- You're The WORST POTUS in American History TWICE
MAGA = A Megalomaniacal ASSHOLE is Gang-Raping America - THAT'S YOU!
November 17, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Hey DonOLD,
Here's your New Presidential Portrait.
BTW- You're The WORST POTUS in American History TWICE
MAGA = A Megalomaniacal ASSHOLE is Gang-Raping America - THAT'S YOU!
Here's your New Presidential Portrait.
BTW- You're The WORST POTUS in American History TWICE
MAGA = A Megalomaniacal ASSHOLE is Gang-Raping America - THAT'S YOU!
THIS SHOULD BE TRUMP'S OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT
November 17, 2025 at 2:46 PM
THIS SHOULD BE TRUMP'S OFFICIAL PRESIDENTIAL PORTRAIT