Needed this today. Thanks

How lovely to hear a Trawl full of joy and positive expectation!
I enjoy the gritty one's don't get me wrong, but this got me in a great mood early on a Friday morning. Thanks both of you.

The Trump of Traitors 😉😂

Asking on behalf of Piers Morgan:

Can a person have a disability and a penis?

He needs to know apparently!

Exactly

I had to jump through many hoops to prove my 10% deposit was mine for a mortgage. Let alone buying a more expensive house outright, in cash.
Which solicitors ran the anti money laundering checks and where are their concequences?
These chancers get away with this stuff because others facilitate it.

I read this at 6.48am and while I chuckled to start with the subsequent visualisation in my head has ruined any chance of breakfast 🤢 and put me off gerkins for life 😂

I had to leave my job at the helium factory, I just refuse to be spoken to in that tone

What's the saying? Something like:
"The average person isn't very bright. And 49% of people are dimmer than them."