Are voles woke?

He'll blame migrants from his home in Dubai. Or woke scones, or green energy, or equal marriage. Perhaps vaccines, or cyclists.
Definitely not fossil fuels though.

Not everyone. Johnson got to be Prime Minister. Farage, Johnson and other members of the brexit elite made millions. It's just the rest of us that are screwed.

Mine goes everywhere with me

It's not even a good likeness. The real orange felon has far more chins.

I fitted a new catflap on Saturday, and initially all 3 cats treated it with great suspicion. It just didn't smell right, and it made different sounds to the old one. This morning they all seem to have accepted it and are coming and going as normal.

Not a chance

Thanks. He wasn't really sure if he wanted this particular job, but he's sending off an application for another that should suit him well.
It'd be brilliant if he can find something before he finishes his PhD next month!

Interview went well. Unfortunately he didn't get the job as they had another candidate with directly relevant experience, but the feedback was very positive and the whole experience boosted his confidence, despite the rejection.
Better luck next time!