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LaRoeBoat
@johnlaroe.bsky.social
dogs' dogsbody (he/him)
You nailed it. 💯
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Spot on!
November 23, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A favorite!
November 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
[Putin and] DJT [have] weakened America beyond respect.
November 23, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The most difficult dots (for mainstream media) to connect, it would seem, are the ones that overlap.
November 23, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Thomas Pynchon would like a word.
November 22, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Reposted by LaRoeBoat
This is obviously a state of macro scale (as opposed to quantum) superposition where Halligan's grand jury simultaneously DID and DID NOT vote on the indictment. A "Schrödinger's grand jury", if you will. Something tells me Nachmanoff is gonna open the box to collapse the DOJ waveform.😉
November 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
I didn't give any real thought to gender in choosing my handle here.
Shortly before migrating to bsky from the bad place, I bought a solo canoe and asked folks there for names for it.
I got one (un, 1, i) response:
"Come on, man. It's right there: LaRoeBoat!"
And I realized: that's me!
November 20, 2025 at 6:39 PM
English-speaking cultures typically refer to all watercraft as "she," so that sounds fair to me.
(The French for a canoe (the official LaRoeBoat), is masculine (un canoë). But then, the attached surname is LaRoe (feminine). So, really there was no way this would ever decode neatly.)
😂🤣😂
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Sounds good. Just give me a minute to grab my hearing aides ... and a jacket.
November 20, 2025 at 3:16 AM
... and, as anyone who has ever negotiated knows, the weaker your bargaining position, the better the deal you'll get because, ... sorry, lost my train of thought there, but yeah that's how it works. Trust me.
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I don't know that that would be significantly less holy.
But now I'm tempted to offer kits online that test water for its holiness content:
DON'T BE FOOLED BY HOLY WATER SCAM ARTISTS
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November 18, 2025 at 6:45 AM
WTAF?!?
November 18, 2025 at 6:36 AM
"Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor I'll piss on 'em
"That's what the Statue of Bigotry says
"Your poor huddled masses
"Let's club 'em to death
"And get it over with and just dump 'em on the boulevard"
-- Lou Reed
-- "Dirty Blvd."
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 AM