Backyard neighbor dogs, the ones whose owner is insane and is always yelling at us, have been barking like crazy all night. Let Tyler out and he went to the bathroom but didn’t mess with the dogs at all. He is my hero in nonviolent resistance.

21 of 23 points scored by either an anti-feminist tradcath or an abuser

Homer announcers apply when you call ten games a year for a team

I personally don’t consider a team that plays 240 miles away close enough to adopt as a home team but that’s the closest one so respect to the St. Louis Colts fans, I do get it

The Brad Pitt School of Be A Cool Guy Next To Leo in a Movie Since People Don’t Seem to Realize This Has Been The Leo Character For Decades Now

Calling your drink Ariana because it looks grande

As always, I’m blaming the Louisiana representative

Dumb wimp nerd vibes

You don’t fire Brian Kelly because he’s bad, you fire him because the vibes are shit and you want someone fun

and now they're up 14-3

Eli Drinkwitz you BUFFOON