@johnilly.bsky.social
Well done, America. You elected Grandpa Simpson as President.
January 21, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Well done, America. You elected Grandpa Simpson as President.
Unless you can explain how cryptocurrency works, don't invest in crypto.
January 19, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Unless you can explain how cryptocurrency works, don't invest in crypto.
US Archbishop of the Military Services?
Whatever happened to the First Amendment?
I agree with what he says, of course.
Whatever happened to the First Amendment?
I agree with what he says, of course.
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
US Archbishop of the Military Services?
Whatever happened to the First Amendment?
I agree with what he says, of course.
Whatever happened to the First Amendment?
I agree with what he says, of course.
He didn't thank us for our attention in the matter.
January 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
He didn't thank us for our attention in the matter.
Soldiers killed in Afghanistan per million of population:
USA - 7.96
Denmark- 7.82
They were there because the USA invoked NATO's Article 5, the same article which would protect Greenland if invaded.
USA - 7.96
Denmark- 7.82
They were there because the USA invoked NATO's Article 5, the same article which would protect Greenland if invaded.
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Soldiers killed in Afghanistan per million of population:
USA - 7.96
Denmark- 7.82
They were there because the USA invoked NATO's Article 5, the same article which would protect Greenland if invaded.
USA - 7.96
Denmark- 7.82
They were there because the USA invoked NATO's Article 5, the same article which would protect Greenland if invaded.
Is it just me or has Jenrick got the same eyes as JD Vance? Pissholes in the snow emanating evil.
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Is it just me or has Jenrick got the same eyes as JD Vance? Pissholes in the snow emanating evil.
Thanks. I had heard he'd messed it up but hadn't realised how dramatic the vandalism was.
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Thanks. I had heard he'd messed it up but hadn't realised how dramatic the vandalism was.
Why does a garden, full of roses, need expensive lettering to tell you that it's a ROSE GARDEN?
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Why does a garden, full of roses, need expensive lettering to tell you that it's a ROSE GARDEN?
The rest of the world's financial systems may also have an opinion on this and will act accordingly regarding the value of the dollar.
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
The rest of the world's financial systems may also have an opinion on this and will act accordingly regarding the value of the dollar.
Is there a vaccine against stupidity?
January 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Is there a vaccine against stupidity?
So presidential and dignified.
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
So presidential and dignified.
I thought he was losing his marbles.
December 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
I thought he was losing his marbles.
His camouflage shirt doesn't work: I can still see him.
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
His camouflage shirt doesn't work: I can still see him.
Did he write an article expressing the exact opposite, just in case?
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Did he write an article expressing the exact opposite, just in case?
Global warming must be causing all these beach parties in the UK in December.
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Global warming must be causing all these beach parties in the UK in December.
He's right to be worried. Even the president of the United States of America is a strange colour.
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
He's right to be worried. Even the president of the United States of America is a strange colour.
Did his mummy never tell to that he should go for a wee before going on stage in front of lots of people?
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Did his mummy never tell to that he should go for a wee before going on stage in front of lots of people?
The draw is today so fans will start booking hotel rooms. This may encourage them to stay at home.
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
The draw is today so fans will start booking hotel rooms. This may encourage them to stay at home.
It will not get finished in Trump's lifetime.
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It will not get finished in Trump's lifetime.
I'm sure we can all think of a shorter word.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
I'm sure we can all think of a shorter word.
So presidential.
"I one . . ."
"I one . . ."
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
So presidential.
"I one . . ."
"I one . . ."
Trump's mother was an immigrant whose first language was not English. So was his paternal grandfather.
Hmm. Those immigrants do cause problems.
Hmm. Those immigrants do cause problems.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Trump's mother was an immigrant whose first language was not English. So was his paternal grandfather.
Hmm. Those immigrants do cause problems.
Hmm. Those immigrants do cause problems.
This is as much relief as I felt when I stopped banging my head against the wall.
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
This is as much relief as I felt when I stopped banging my head against the wall.
Americans have probably never heard of the UK version of Breaking Bad:
A man goes to the doctor and is diagnosed with cancer. He gets treated.
Er, that's it.
A man goes to the doctor and is diagnosed with cancer. He gets treated.
Er, that's it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Americans have probably never heard of the UK version of Breaking Bad:
A man goes to the doctor and is diagnosed with cancer. He gets treated.
Er, that's it.
A man goes to the doctor and is diagnosed with cancer. He gets treated.
Er, that's it.
So. He's going to reduce the import tax on coffee which will bring its price down. The man's a genius. Why did nobody else think of that?
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM
So. He's going to reduce the import tax on coffee which will bring its price down. The man's a genius. Why did nobody else think of that?