johnilly.bsky.social
@johnilly.bsky.social
Well done, America. You elected Grandpa Simpson as President.
January 21, 2026 at 12:16 PM
Unless you can explain how cryptocurrency works, don't invest in crypto.
January 19, 2026 at 7:45 PM
US Archbishop of the Military Services?

Whatever happened to the First Amendment?

I agree with what he says, of course.
January 19, 2026 at 6:35 PM
He didn't thank us for our attention in the matter.
January 19, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Soldiers killed in Afghanistan per million of population:

USA - 7.96
Denmark- 7.82

They were there because the USA invoked NATO's Article 5, the same article which would protect Greenland if invaded.
January 18, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Is it just me or has Jenrick got the same eyes as JD Vance? Pissholes in the snow emanating evil.
January 17, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Thanks. I had heard he'd messed it up but hadn't realised how dramatic the vandalism was.
January 15, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Why does a garden, full of roses, need expensive lettering to tell you that it's a ROSE GARDEN?
January 13, 2026 at 5:06 PM
The rest of the world's financial systems may also have an opinion on this and will act accordingly regarding the value of the dollar.
January 12, 2026 at 5:12 PM
Is there a vaccine against stupidity?
January 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
So presidential and dignified.
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I thought he was losing his marbles.
December 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
His camouflage shirt doesn't work: I can still see him.
December 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Did he write an article expressing the exact opposite, just in case?
December 21, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Global warming must be causing all these beach parties in the UK in December.
December 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
He's right to be worried. Even the president of the United States of America is a strange colour.
December 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Did his mummy never tell to that he should go for a wee before going on stage in front of lots of people?
December 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The draw is today so fans will start booking hotel rooms. This may encourage them to stay at home.
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 PM
It will not get finished in Trump's lifetime.
December 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I'm sure we can all think of a shorter word.
November 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
So presidential.

"I one . . ."
November 26, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Trump's mother was an immigrant whose first language was not English. So was his paternal grandfather.

Hmm. Those immigrants do cause problems.
November 22, 2025 at 12:41 PM
This is as much relief as I felt when I stopped banging my head against the wall.
November 17, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Americans have probably never heard of the UK version of Breaking Bad:

A man goes to the doctor and is diagnosed with cancer. He gets treated.

Er, that's it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
So. He's going to reduce the import tax on coffee which will bring its price down. The man's a genius. Why did nobody else think of that?
November 12, 2025 at 7:22 PM