Johniebeaver
@johniebeaver.bsky.social
Twinja . From Philadelphia but now live in the deep south of Alexandria, VA. Born Oct. 2. I just want to befriend one crow. Is that too much to ask?
Central American countries have higher rates of vaccinations than the US
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Central American countries have higher rates of vaccinations than the US
Look how cute you were!
December 1, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Look how cute you were!
My late cat Hugo would follow the fuck out of you knowing you had waxy ears
November 30, 2025 at 6:10 PM
My late cat Hugo would follow the fuck out of you knowing you had waxy ears
Im laughing so hard
November 30, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Im laughing so hard
The mashed potatoes look lumpy. Bitch has never heard of a ricer
November 30, 2025 at 1:08 AM
The mashed potatoes look lumpy. Bitch has never heard of a ricer
Dessicated crescent rolls. Wtf is that sad excuse for Mac and cheese?
November 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Dessicated crescent rolls. Wtf is that sad excuse for Mac and cheese?
I HATE all Republicans. All of them
November 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I HATE all Republicans. All of them
Or spawn more Luigis.
November 29, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Or spawn more Luigis.
Jumping through hoops just to get decent health care is ridiculous.
November 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Jumping through hoops just to get decent health care is ridiculous.
Please keep us informed if you need help
November 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Please keep us informed if you need help
We in retail who suffered today salute you
November 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
We in retail who suffered today salute you
That's a really good descriptor. Mushy peas, bubble and squeak, the shitty boiled Brussels sprouts...gtfo.
November 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
That's a really good descriptor. Mushy peas, bubble and squeak, the shitty boiled Brussels sprouts...gtfo.
I think you nailed it.
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I think you nailed it.
Domesticated Rad!
November 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Domesticated Rad!
Oh good one! You are unbeatable. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Oh good one! You are unbeatable. Happy Thanksgiving!
Girl, you in trouble
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Girl, you in trouble
She just needs a shovel and some lye
November 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
She just needs a shovel and some lye
I love the singed edges
November 27, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I love the singed edges