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My friends voted to rename me Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo (a great honor), but it still says "John" on my passport.
December 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My friends voted to rename me Joey Joe Joe Junior Shabadoo (a great honor), but it still says "John" on my passport.
Hulu and Disney+ cancelled.
I’m also going to boycott Disney cruises, which will be incredibly easy to adhere to.
I’m also going to boycott Disney cruises, which will be incredibly easy to adhere to.
September 18, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hulu and Disney+ cancelled.
I’m also going to boycott Disney cruises, which will be incredibly easy to adhere to.
I’m also going to boycott Disney cruises, which will be incredibly easy to adhere to.
Getting ready for the second worst President ever.
August 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Getting ready for the second worst President ever.
Is it time to replace “Orwellian” with “Trumpian?”
July 17, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Is it time to replace “Orwellian” with “Trumpian?”
Her backup answer was, "a dead guy named Habeas."
HASSAN: What is habeas corpus?
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
NOEM: Habeas corpus is a constitutional right that the president has to be able to remove people from this country
HASSAN: That's incorrect
May 20, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Her backup answer was, "a dead guy named Habeas."
Are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes?
May 9, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Are you going to believe me, or your lying eyes?
Lil'Marco: (verb) To shamelessly grovel, self-humiliate, or abandon personal values in order to gain favor with someone in power.
Example: After throwing his coworkers under the bus and praising the boss’s terrible idea as “pure genius,” Dan pulled the biggest Lil’ Marco the office had ever seen.
Example: After throwing his coworkers under the bus and praising the boss’s terrible idea as “pure genius,” Dan pulled the biggest Lil’ Marco the office had ever seen.
May 1, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Lil'Marco: (verb) To shamelessly grovel, self-humiliate, or abandon personal values in order to gain favor with someone in power.
Example: After throwing his coworkers under the bus and praising the boss’s terrible idea as “pure genius,” Dan pulled the biggest Lil’ Marco the office had ever seen.
Example: After throwing his coworkers under the bus and praising the boss’s terrible idea as “pure genius,” Dan pulled the biggest Lil’ Marco the office had ever seen.
He looks upon this destruction, chaos, and abject failure and thinks, “behold my power!” He’s a child destroying a sand castle.
April 5, 2025 at 1:48 PM
He looks upon this destruction, chaos, and abject failure and thinks, “behold my power!” He’s a child destroying a sand castle.
"Hegseth" (verb)
Definition: To accidentally send sensitive, embarrassing, or incriminating information to the exact wrong person.
Usage:
"I meant to text my friend, but I totally Hegsethed my boss about faking sick tomorrow."
Definition: To accidentally send sensitive, embarrassing, or incriminating information to the exact wrong person.
Usage:
"I meant to text my friend, but I totally Hegsethed my boss about faking sick tomorrow."
March 25, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"Hegseth" (verb)
Definition: To accidentally send sensitive, embarrassing, or incriminating information to the exact wrong person.
Usage:
"I meant to text my friend, but I totally Hegsethed my boss about faking sick tomorrow."
Definition: To accidentally send sensitive, embarrassing, or incriminating information to the exact wrong person.
Usage:
"I meant to text my friend, but I totally Hegsethed my boss about faking sick tomorrow."
Elon’s Twitter is the barnyard wall from Animal Farm.
March 18, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Elon’s Twitter is the barnyard wall from Animal Farm.
On the edge of oblivion? Check!
All the world is Babylon? Check!
A ship of fools sailing on? Check!
Then we damn well better Wang Chung tonight!
All the world is Babylon? Check!
A ship of fools sailing on? Check!
Then we damn well better Wang Chung tonight!
March 16, 2025 at 7:41 PM
On the edge of oblivion? Check!
All the world is Babylon? Check!
A ship of fools sailing on? Check!
Then we damn well better Wang Chung tonight!
All the world is Babylon? Check!
A ship of fools sailing on? Check!
Then we damn well better Wang Chung tonight!
From the business firebrand who brought you:
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Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Airlines
Trump Ice
And Trump University
We present:
Trump America!
Trump Casinos
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Airlines
Trump Ice
And Trump University
We present:
Trump America!
March 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
From the business firebrand who brought you:
Trump Casinos
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Airlines
Trump Ice
And Trump University
We present:
Trump America!
Trump Casinos
Trump Steaks
Trump Vodka
Trump Airlines
Trump Ice
And Trump University
We present:
Trump America!
I’ve been studying Stoicism and can sum it up in four words: Don’t be like Trump.
March 14, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I’ve been studying Stoicism and can sum it up in four words: Don’t be like Trump.
Let’s GOOOOOOO!!!
Wow.
Rep. Chuck Edwards is getting torn apart at a town hall in Asheville, NC.
“I’m a veteran & you don’t give a fuck about me. You don’t get to do this to us!”
Edwards orders veteran to be thrown out.
We’re approaching a tipping point now. Anger across the country is going to boil over soon.
Rep. Chuck Edwards is getting torn apart at a town hall in Asheville, NC.
“I’m a veteran & you don’t give a fuck about me. You don’t get to do this to us!”
Edwards orders veteran to be thrown out.
We’re approaching a tipping point now. Anger across the country is going to boil over soon.
March 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Let’s GOOOOOOO!!!
Who’s on top and who’s on bottom now?!
Trump thinks that he and Putin are best friends. Trump is once again being played like a cheap fiddle by a ruthless dictator. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcn...
Kremlin aide dismisses U.S.-Ukraine ceasefire proposal
Russia's Putin urged his soldiers to secure a quick victory in Kursk, where Kremlin forces recaptured the largest settlement previously occupied by Ukrainian forces.
www.nbcnews.com
March 13, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Who’s on top and who’s on bottom now?!
Thank goodness he’s a super-genius playing thirty moves ahead on the world 3-D chessboard, otherwise, I would be a bit worried right now.
March 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Thank goodness he’s a super-genius playing thirty moves ahead on the world 3-D chessboard, otherwise, I would be a bit worried right now.
Criticize all you want but I’m suddenly having a hell of a time getting my hands on that premium Canadian fentanyl.
'We launched a drug war, not a trade war': Trump's top economic adviser
President Trump’s top economic aide Kevin Hassett was interviewed on "This Week."
abcnews.go.com
March 9, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Criticize all you want but I’m suddenly having a hell of a time getting my hands on that premium Canadian fentanyl.
Damn, I really wanted to talk about egg prices.
Trump thinks posting an article telling Americans to “Shut Up About Egg Prices” is a good idea
March 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Damn, I really wanted to talk about egg prices.
Putin and Xi don’t golf…
Trump’s Florida golf weekends are costing taxpayers $18 million, report says
President has played golf on six out of seven weekends since returning to White House
www.independent.co.uk
March 9, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Putin and Xi don’t golf…
Spot on!
Marco Rubio is like having Tom Wambsgabs as Secretary of State, a man whose ambition is to be an empty suit, on board to take any stance, say anything, whatever the boss wants, and sponge up some of the pain that comes back, all for the trappings, the title, the plane rides, the suits, to be there.
March 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Spot on!
So there is a word for what I feel.
A German word for being embarrassed by the actions of someone else is Fremdscham, or “foreign shame.” A similar word from Icelandic is aulahrollur, which is quite tricky to translate but basically means something along the lines of “cringe quake” or “douchebag chills”
March 1, 2025 at 2:04 PM
So there is a word for what I feel.
Reposted
As a kid watching Red Dawn in the 80s, I definitely though the Russian takeover of the US would involve at least *some* tanks
February 28, 2025 at 8:13 PM
As a kid watching Red Dawn in the 80s, I definitely though the Russian takeover of the US would involve at least *some* tanks