My baby wanted crab boil. So I made crab boil.

It’s not perfect. But it’s mine.

I have created the platonic ideal of the sourdough waffle.

I am trapped by car and wife. I can’t get up to make waffles. Send help.

I made bagels this morning. My wife likes them.

I have read this 5 times. And I don’t know what the fuck it means. I have two young kids and would *love* foot day care around here so I can work without interruptions. What - what the hell is he on?

What the hell does this even mean? I'm serious. The parents already have to go to work - or stay home with the kids. If he's so concerned, how about some regulations to ensure good day care and universal pre-school. Seriously - what is he even talking about? Does this weirdo even know?

She solved the Cracker Barrel puzzle second try. Love of my life.

2 years ago today.