Also, he stole the Resolute desk. It's at Mar-A-Lago.

I think you meant autocrat. No, attractor. Arrack. Affogato.

Dammit.

At least half of the reason for having kids is that they'll call you on your bullshit, every time.

Theirs no they're there

I mean, for that pineapple to be upside-down, you'd need to be hanging by your knees from a swing, so... valid?

Ah, yes. I conflated the toaster and doors because of their similar eager-to-please personalities.

Funny how Adams' concept of GPP ("Genuine People Personalities") is being brought to life now.

Presumably to also gauge how much a particular model has been trained on your copyrighted work.

Also the toaster.

Jim Marshall would like a word.

They turned it off pretty promptly

I need to ask whether anyone notices (or even cares) when JD Vance wears his wedding ring, or doesn't.

I'm surprised he didn't threaten to push her down the stairs, and bury her on one of his golf courses. I guess he reserves that treatment for the mothers of his children.

Because we're watching. It's the Algorithm's world now.

"Bend the truth"? More like "just make shit up."

I never saw Siouxie Sioux and Adam Ant in the same place at the same time. Just sayin'.

Don't threaten me with a good time!

This really is some pro-level trolling on Time's part. The first one showed how bald he really is, and how completely unharmed his ear is after supposedly being hit by a bullet. This one has him holding his fingers in a way that directly evokes the neck folds he was so upset about.