i talk to my alexa with a little gusto and swagger i know she wants me so bad
January 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
i talk to my alexa with a little gusto and swagger i know she wants me so bad
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the nfl would be better if they made it feel more like watching a yugioh duel
January 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
the nfl would be better if they made it feel more like watching a yugioh duel
2 likes and ill record a reaction to the very hungry caterpillar
January 23, 2025 at 9:16 PM
2 likes and ill record a reaction to the very hungry caterpillar
showing hole at 100 followers
January 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
showing hole at 100 followers
wes anderson but it’s breast anderson and he’s got huge naturals
January 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
wes anderson but it’s breast anderson and he’s got huge naturals
“take um scrambled, hold the shell” say this at a diner so they know you’re tough, cool, and know eggs like no one else
January 23, 2025 at 1:42 AM
“take um scrambled, hold the shell” say this at a diner so they know you’re tough, cool, and know eggs like no one else
a tummy ache is the worst thing that can happen to a woman, followed closely by 9/11
January 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
a tummy ache is the worst thing that can happen to a woman, followed closely by 9/11
that mouse will never get a cookie (i say as i eat my cereal, massive spoons full)
*mouse gets cookie*
SPIT OUT CEREAL
*mouse gets cookie*
SPIT OUT CEREAL
January 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
that mouse will never get a cookie (i say as i eat my cereal, massive spoons full)
*mouse gets cookie*
SPIT OUT CEREAL
*mouse gets cookie*
SPIT OUT CEREAL
To Give a Mouse a Cookie - First Impressions
January 23, 2025 at 1:38 AM
To Give a Mouse a Cookie - First Impressions
magician made my wife disappear. i feel so immaasculated i can’t breath.
January 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
magician made my wife disappear. i feel so immaasculated i can’t breath.
i’m like if the dark magician wasn’t that dark, and was normal and not a magician
January 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
i’m like if the dark magician wasn’t that dark, and was normal and not a magician
retaining my seed this wednesday so im more present with my boys during dnd. not gonna let cum ruin my innovative ideas
January 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
retaining my seed this wednesday so im more present with my boys during dnd. not gonna let cum ruin my innovative ideas
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guy who keeps getting judi dench and judy hopps confused: be honest, do you think a guy like me has a chance with someone like her?
November 15, 2024 at 9:48 PM
guy who keeps getting judi dench and judy hopps confused: be honest, do you think a guy like me has a chance with someone like her?
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i wasn’t gonna join but then i heard matt mac was here
November 14, 2024 at 3:38 PM
i wasn’t gonna join but then i heard matt mac was here
this new app ain’t so bad it’s got my friend matt mac
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
this new app ain’t so bad it’s got my friend matt mac
i’m
so nervous
for this selfie sunday
so nervous
for this selfie sunday
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
i’m
so nervous
for this selfie sunday
so nervous
for this selfie sunday
men used to be married to the sea, now they’re married to their fuckin PHONES
November 14, 2024 at 3:32 PM
men used to be married to the sea, now they’re married to their fuckin PHONES
cleveland cavaliers is such a beautiful name for what i’m sure is a bad, stinky team
November 14, 2024 at 3:31 PM
cleveland cavaliers is such a beautiful name for what i’m sure is a bad, stinky team
as a citizen of the metaverse, mr. mark zuckerberg is my president
November 14, 2024 at 3:30 PM
as a citizen of the metaverse, mr. mark zuckerberg is my president
my wife’s giving birth rn and she’s acting nonchalant about it. she keeps asking to take a hit of my vape
November 14, 2024 at 3:30 PM
my wife’s giving birth rn and she’s acting nonchalant about it. she keeps asking to take a hit of my vape
i’m like the posting bambi, learning to post after my bambi mom was shot by the bambis mom killer
November 14, 2024 at 3:28 PM
i’m like the posting bambi, learning to post after my bambi mom was shot by the bambis mom killer
alright alright moving over here again
November 14, 2024 at 3:22 PM
alright alright moving over here again