John Allen
@johndvd.bsky.social
Xwitter refugee here to stay informed. I have no aspirations of being an influencer with a massive following. Whatever you do, don't follow me. Please! I'm begging you, just go away.
So he's all about respecting the law. Got it.
January 9, 2026 at 12:52 PM
So he's all about respecting the law. Got it.
Kidnap. Not capture, kidnap.
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Kidnap. Not capture, kidnap.
Glad you were able to have that experience.
December 18, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Glad you were able to have that experience.
How did we fall so far?
December 4, 2025 at 11:30 AM
How did we fall so far?
He didn't have to pray too long, did he?
November 30, 2025 at 8:14 PM
He didn't have to pray too long, did he?
They do love their feces.
November 18, 2025 at 2:40 AM
They do love their feces.
Will Colorado get custody on weekends and holidays?
November 17, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Will Colorado get custody on weekends and holidays?
I think that's Happy Kyne of Mirth Maker fame.
November 17, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I think that's Happy Kyne of Mirth Maker fame.
I would have meant to!
November 13, 2025 at 3:40 PM
I would have meant to!
A paralyzed government? That must suck. Wait...
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A paralyzed government? That must suck. Wait...
Go to the next cabinet meeting.
October 23, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Go to the next cabinet meeting.