Someone once said that if you wanted to win the next civil war, make em chase you up a flight of stairs.

And probably live without wi-fi and weekends off....and toilet paper...and regular meals...and

He's seems a bit tweaky and fidgety this morning. Plus he has a new IV bruise on the other hand as well. Perhaps he's on something to counteract the obvious lethargy he was experiencing last Friday.

This should pair nicely with the fact that they've now discovered bird flu in rats. So very 1346.

Perhaps bathtub orange juice made by two goons named Slippy and Noodles?

Or maybe just orange juice