The Raiders seriously looked like they'd rather be anywhere else

Bullying works

Things are tough in the Wolverine State, I tell you

I made a Glamour Shots reference at work and like 2 people got it and I thought I was gonna turn to dust. I work with some younger folks who can barely comprehend that shopping malls were a thing, much less that Glamour Shots was a thing that people paid money for

"newsy wrinkle" is a cute turn of phrase for "backroom dealing bullshit"

I watched a couple of Rutgers games last year and he was the best thing about their offense last year. I thought whoever was gonna draft him was gonna get a good player