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J B
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People shouldn't be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people. Friend of Alf. #NAFO #UF #USA #ATL #SoftwareDev
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If you see this post your getaway vehicle
A Miami Blue Porsche Boxster
November 19, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Tag yourself. I'm Rock Fever
Various location based disorders
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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#NAFO
Russia sucks
November 15, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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Happy Screaming Partially Muscied Skeleton day for all who observe!
a partially muscled skeleton appears and screams on Nov 14th (Watchmen)
November 14, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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Poll, asking what kind of environmental skeleton you would be. I would be the one reaching out for a cursed gem
November 12, 2025 at 11:06 AM
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an advertisement for a furniture lift. The picture shows the lift at the Louvre, with the tagline "If you're in a hurry"
October 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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You're so poor that when AWS goes down, you can still get in your house
October 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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1000 day Swahili streak on Duolingo
October 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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pope leo: many christians need to go back and re-read the gospel because they have forgotten that faith and love for the poor go hand in hand. Comment: Very diplomatic of him to say "re-read"
October 13, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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This is Dad joke of the year material
The prophecy says that the queens "heart will die when the man who could never love you distances himself, his aim not one intending to hurt you, yet he will be your demise" So we've let her focus on her love of archery, and hired an instructor who refers to himself as an arrow ace.
October 11, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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MTG: God created only two genders. Allison: WRONG. God created ONE gender and a rib. But I wouldn't expect a rib to know that
October 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
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I think #NAFO will enjoy this
Ukraine wins the "Nobel Prize in Ecology" for reducing fossil fuel production in Russia
October 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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Batman shampoo, conditioner gordon
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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It's beautiful. I've looked at it for five hours now
Apple Pie Oreos
October 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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The survivability bias meme has a survivability bias
October 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Install a rapture hatch in the roof of your house, just in case
September 30, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Post something random or have an awful October.
The universal linguistic identidies Bouba vs Kiki, but with a Labubu
September 29, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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September 28, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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wearing this shirt to my Covid vaccination today
No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot
September 23, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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September 19, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Learn Feng Shui and blame furniture for your problems
September 18, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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a bike in town keeps running me over. It's a vicious cycle!
September 12, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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as I've grown older, I've learned that pleasing everyone is impossible, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake
September 12, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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some stories just write themselves
September 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Godzilla serenity prayer
September 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM