John
@johncross.bsky.social
Idk why everyone is freaking out, just download more RAM
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Idk why everyone is freaking out, just download more RAM
Need a Letterboxd for TV so I can give Long Story Short five stars out of five.
November 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Need a Letterboxd for TV so I can give Long Story Short five stars out of five.
Im afraid my therapist doesn’t think im sick wit it
October 16, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Im afraid my therapist doesn’t think im sick wit it
Malcom in the Middle world for Kingdom Hearts 4 pls
July 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Malcom in the Middle world for Kingdom Hearts 4 pls
You know what? I think I’m a pink pony club girly
And you know what too?? I think we SHOULD have the purge
And you know what too?? I think we SHOULD have the purge
July 18, 2025 at 11:02 PM
You know what? I think I’m a pink pony club girly
And you know what too?? I think we SHOULD have the purge
And you know what too?? I think we SHOULD have the purge
Explained “what the tuna?” to my coworkers today.
Didn’t go well.
Must find different approach.
Didn’t go well.
Must find different approach.
May 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Explained “what the tuna?” to my coworkers today.
Didn’t go well.
Must find different approach.
Didn’t go well.
Must find different approach.
Mansplaining my mom on Mother’s Day on what a Oner means and why she should be stressed out watching The Studio
May 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Mansplaining my mom on Mother’s Day on what a Oner means and why she should be stressed out watching The Studio
Who wanna give me $305.05 so I can have an even number on my checkings account
April 15, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Who wanna give me $305.05 so I can have an even number on my checkings account
My college friend working on a Verizon commercial with John Wilson and Nathan Fielder.
I fucking HATE seeing other people living my dreams
I fucking HATE seeing other people living my dreams
March 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My college friend working on a Verizon commercial with John Wilson and Nathan Fielder.
I fucking HATE seeing other people living my dreams
I fucking HATE seeing other people living my dreams
At the Taco Bell all alone and they’re playing the saddest songs imaginable… I need to start packing a lunch man…
March 12, 2025 at 8:55 PM
At the Taco Bell all alone and they’re playing the saddest songs imaginable… I need to start packing a lunch man…
Now accepting applications for a lawyer friend, a doctor friend, a mechanic friend, and a rich friend. No double dipping.
March 10, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Now accepting applications for a lawyer friend, a doctor friend, a mechanic friend, and a rich friend. No double dipping.
Reposted by John
A lot of Skinner and Sephiroth dialogue is interchangeable
January 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
A lot of Skinner and Sephiroth dialogue is interchangeable
Dude imagine going to school in the late 1800s and having the name Dickinson I’d kill myself
January 15, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Dude imagine going to school in the late 1800s and having the name Dickinson I’d kill myself
If my beautiful couch I just bought is burned in this fire I’m gonna be so pissed
January 8, 2025 at 4:35 PM
If my beautiful couch I just bought is burned in this fire I’m gonna be so pissed
need pirates booty in my mouth
January 4, 2025 at 1:30 AM
need pirates booty in my mouth
Absolutely insane that Halloween will be on Friday the 13th this year
2025 truly is THE year
2025 truly is THE year
January 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Absolutely insane that Halloween will be on Friday the 13th this year
2025 truly is THE year
2025 truly is THE year
So tempted to buy and wear for the one person who would possibly get it. But then again, I’d have to wear it.
December 12, 2024 at 6:20 PM
So tempted to buy and wear for the one person who would possibly get it. But then again, I’d have to wear it.
Need the sort of white-people sabbatical they’re always talkin about
December 2, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Need the sort of white-people sabbatical they’re always talkin about
Reposted by John
Florist- Emily Alone (2019)
November 26, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Florist- Emily Alone (2019)
Mfers keep using my favorite stall in the bathroom. Stop leaving shit streaks in them man 😔
November 22, 2024 at 11:08 PM
Mfers keep using my favorite stall in the bathroom. Stop leaving shit streaks in them man 😔
I get performance anxiety tying shoes in public
November 22, 2024 at 6:24 PM
I get performance anxiety tying shoes in public
Wow haha it really smells like what’s up dog in here!
November 8, 2024 at 1:12 AM
Wow haha it really smells like what’s up dog in here!