John Coons/Teo
@johncoons.bsky.social
Musician, Writer, Homo, He/They, NYC
Announcing the WORLD PREMIERE of our new show, Double InDUMBnity at the Green Room 42 on Sat, December 20th at 9:30 pm! MARK YOUR CALENDARS!
November 11, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Announcing the WORLD PREMIERE of our new show, Double InDUMBnity at the Green Room 42 on Sat, December 20th at 9:30 pm! MARK YOUR CALENDARS!
Vibe shift demanded a new haircut
November 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Vibe shift demanded a new haircut
Felt good to vote against Cuomo for hopefully the last time
October 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Felt good to vote against Cuomo for hopefully the last time
October 21, 2025 at 12:45 PM
And with that, our Chicago show is officially SOLD OUT! See you this week!
October 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
And with that, our Chicago show is officially SOLD OUT! See you this week!
Don’t just touch grass, let the grass touch 🦄 🕊️ *YOU* 💕☮️
September 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Don’t just touch grass, let the grass touch 🦄 🕊️ *YOU* 💕☮️
CHICAGO! We’re bringing our show Nocturnal Omissions to the Newport Theater on 10/9 for one night only! All tix $25!
September 8, 2025 at 10:05 PM
CHICAGO! We’re bringing our show Nocturnal Omissions to the Newport Theater on 10/9 for one night only! All tix $25!
FIRE ISLAND! We’re bringing our campy, steamy brand of high notes and dick jokes the the Ice Palace tomorrow night!
July 9, 2025 at 1:30 PM
FIRE ISLAND! We’re bringing our campy, steamy brand of high notes and dick jokes the the Ice Palace tomorrow night!
3 reasons you should come to my 40th birthday show with string quartet at Green Room 42 tonight at 7pm:
July 3, 2025 at 12:47 PM
3 reasons you should come to my 40th birthday show with string quartet at Green Room 42 tonight at 7pm:
Rehearsal for my birthday show with string quartet (at Green Room 42 this Thursday) was today and it’s gonna be sooo good!
July 1, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Rehearsal for my birthday show with string quartet (at Green Room 42 this Thursday) was today and it’s gonna be sooo good!
It’s my 40th birthday and all I want is for you to buy a ticket to my bday show with STRING QUARTET on July 3. Livestream tix available and the link is good for a week after! thegreenroom42.venuetix.com/show/details...
June 17, 2025 at 3:30 PM
It’s my 40th birthday and all I want is for you to buy a ticket to my bday show with STRING QUARTET on July 3. Livestream tix available and the link is good for a week after! thegreenroom42.venuetix.com/show/details...
Well would you look at that, SOLD OUT!
But don’t worry- there will still be a handful of tickets at the door on Sunday at 6 pm (7 pm show) at OasisSF!
But don’t worry- there will still be a handful of tickets at the door on Sunday at 6 pm (7 pm show) at OasisSF!
June 11, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Well would you look at that, SOLD OUT!
But don’t worry- there will still be a handful of tickets at the door on Sunday at 6 pm (7 pm show) at OasisSF!
But don’t worry- there will still be a handful of tickets at the door on Sunday at 6 pm (7 pm show) at OasisSF!
SAN FRANCISCO! @showoffjonah.com and I are bringing our show Nocturnal Omissions to @sfoasis.bsky.social on Sunday, June 15th at 7 pm! High notes and dick jokes galore! We sold out last time, so get your tix now!
June 2, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SAN FRANCISCO! @showoffjonah.com and I are bringing our show Nocturnal Omissions to @sfoasis.bsky.social on Sunday, June 15th at 7 pm! High notes and dick jokes galore! We sold out last time, so get your tix now!
I’m off to go be a faerie in the woods for a while. See you May 3rd-ish if the world hasn’t exploded.
And buy your tickets for our Red Eye NY show on May 9th at 8 pm!
www.redeyetickets.com/nocturnal-om...
And buy your tickets for our Red Eye NY show on May 9th at 8 pm!
www.redeyetickets.com/nocturnal-om...
April 24, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m off to go be a faerie in the woods for a while. See you May 3rd-ish if the world hasn’t exploded.
And buy your tickets for our Red Eye NY show on May 9th at 8 pm!
www.redeyetickets.com/nocturnal-om...
And buy your tickets for our Red Eye NY show on May 9th at 8 pm!
www.redeyetickets.com/nocturnal-om...
NYC! Spring has sprung and we’re bringing our peppy, horny show NOCTURNAL OMISSIONS back for one night at @redeyeny.com, May 9th! High notes, dicks jokes, queer joy- don’t miss it!
Tickets/info: www.redeyetickets.com/nocturnal-om...
Tickets/info: www.redeyetickets.com/nocturnal-om...
April 20, 2025 at 6:14 PM
NYC! Spring has sprung and we’re bringing our peppy, horny show NOCTURNAL OMISSIONS back for one night at @redeyeny.com, May 9th! High notes, dicks jokes, queer joy- don’t miss it!
Tickets/info: www.redeyetickets.com/nocturnal-om...
Tickets/info: www.redeyetickets.com/nocturnal-om...
I’m celebrating my 40th bday by throwing a ONE NIGHT ONLY show with STRING QUARTET! Mark your calendars/get your tix now!
thegreenroom42.venuetix.com/show/details...
thegreenroom42.venuetix.com/show/details...
April 2, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I’m celebrating my 40th bday by throwing a ONE NIGHT ONLY show with STRING QUARTET! Mark your calendars/get your tix now!
thegreenroom42.venuetix.com/show/details...
thegreenroom42.venuetix.com/show/details...
Puerto Vallarta! Back at it tonight at 9:30 at Act2PV!
February 18, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Puerto Vallarta! Back at it tonight at 9:30 at Act2PV!
Anyway… at least I looked pretty during all the highs and lows of 2024. That’s gotta count for something.
December 31, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Anyway… at least I looked pretty during all the highs and lows of 2024. That’s gotta count for something.
In the mood to call someone a Good Boy.
December 12, 2024 at 4:34 AM
In the mood to call someone a Good Boy.