If I die please use the egg headstone so everyone knows what I was about 🥚
November 28, 2023 at 9:43 PM
If I die please use the egg headstone so everyone knows what I was about 🥚
Hotdogs come in circumcised now FYI
November 28, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Hotdogs come in circumcised now FYI
It's an all instrumental album and it's just didgeridoo covers of Limp Bizkit.
For the first time in over 17 years, André 3000 is releasing an album of new music
“New Blue Sun” was announced today and set to be released this Friday, Nov. 17 t.co/CUQ55Y45KI
“New Blue Sun” was announced today and set to be released this Friday, Nov. 17 t.co/CUQ55Y45KI
November 14, 2023 at 1:17 PM
It's an all instrumental album and it's just didgeridoo covers of Limp Bizkit.
Reposted by Johm
guy: the economy feels bad right now. i’m struggling more than i used to
economist: according to my data, it says right here, “nope”
economist: according to my data, it says right here, “nope”
November 14, 2023 at 4:25 AM
guy: the economy feels bad right now. i’m struggling more than i used to
economist: according to my data, it says right here, “nope”
economist: according to my data, it says right here, “nope”
They say this like one of those "simple" ingredients isn't just arsenic.
November 13, 2023 at 5:15 PM
They say this like one of those "simple" ingredients isn't just arsenic.
Sorry babe, the crocs stay ON during the workout
November 13, 2023 at 11:32 AM
Sorry babe, the crocs stay ON during the workout
Made a new buddy while out running. He's just a sleepy lil guy ❤️
October 31, 2023 at 12:04 PM
Made a new buddy while out running. He's just a sleepy lil guy ❤️
A 22 year old coworker was lamenting that he'd missed the cool 90s flip phones like the razr and I had to sit him down and tell him about the history of cell phones like some sort of wise village elder
October 30, 2023 at 12:18 PM
A 22 year old coworker was lamenting that he'd missed the cool 90s flip phones like the razr and I had to sit him down and tell him about the history of cell phones like some sort of wise village elder
We as a society have really lost the art of making big and long sandwiches. Just some real Scooby-Doo ass shit. It's no coincidence that the decline in culture directly coincides with the decline in mean sandwich size. In this essay I will...
October 29, 2023 at 8:18 PM
We as a society have really lost the art of making big and long sandwiches. Just some real Scooby-Doo ass shit. It's no coincidence that the decline in culture directly coincides with the decline in mean sandwich size. In this essay I will...