There's a special place in hell reserved for people who order food delivery at night and don't turn on the porch light.
September 18, 2025 at 5:35 PM
There's a special place in hell reserved for people who order food delivery at night and don't turn on the porch light.
I sometimes feel like everything will wink out of existence when Paul McCartney dies.
August 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I sometimes feel like everything will wink out of existence when Paul McCartney dies.
Congratulations, my friend. You got pants on more often than not in the last week...keep it up.
March 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Congratulations, my friend. You got pants on more often than not in the last week...keep it up.
Hey! I hope you are doing well! I look forward to the sitcom based on your life.
March 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Hey! I hope you are doing well! I look forward to the sitcom based on your life.
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February 24, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I hope you get to see what cars look like in thirty years.
February 20, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I hope you get to see what cars look like in thirty years.
We have music. We have friends. We have crazy good memories. And we have egg sandwiches.
February 19, 2025 at 5:06 PM
We have music. We have friends. We have crazy good memories. And we have egg sandwiches.
This country has gone crazy.
February 12, 2025 at 4:17 AM
This country has gone crazy.
I finished up the bitter beans and am enjoying good coffee again.
February 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I finished up the bitter beans and am enjoying good coffee again.
Goodbye and thank you, David Lynch
January 16, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Goodbye and thank you, David Lynch
Death will be a glutton in the rest of the winters of our lives.
January 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Death will be a glutton in the rest of the winters of our lives.
When I hear people talking about adversity in their lives, I think of my bad ass friend actively providing for his family with a tumor in his brain. He has a tight grin for the demons.
January 2, 2025 at 1:50 PM
When I hear people talking about adversity in their lives, I think of my bad ass friend actively providing for his family with a tumor in his brain. He has a tight grin for the demons.
The universe will only give you one 2025, don't fuck it up.
January 1, 2025 at 5:01 AM
The universe will only give you one 2025, don't fuck it up.
Jimmy Carter - he was a good man.
December 30, 2024 at 9:38 AM
Jimmy Carter - he was a good man.
Be careful! We are heading into forced socialization with family, friends, and others. Extract as much joy as you can from the talking egos you find surrounding you. Mentally downplay the petty. Mine out gems of experience. Merry Christmas! Good Luck!
December 16, 2024 at 3:24 PM
Be careful! We are heading into forced socialization with family, friends, and others. Extract as much joy as you can from the talking egos you find surrounding you. Mentally downplay the petty. Mine out gems of experience. Merry Christmas! Good Luck!
Every society is three meals from chaos.
- Vladimir Lenin (and others)
- Vladimir Lenin (and others)
December 10, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Every society is three meals from chaos.
- Vladimir Lenin (and others)
- Vladimir Lenin (and others)
Moderation is good in moderation.
December 10, 2024 at 2:20 PM
Moderation is good in moderation.
I want to see Dick Van Dyke at 100 breaking the rules and playing with Legos.
December 10, 2024 at 1:19 AM
I want to see Dick Van Dyke at 100 breaking the rules and playing with Legos.
Tarzan should have had a beard.
December 10, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Tarzan should have had a beard.
I hope you are above your eyebrows in love and good eating this Thanksgiving.
November 26, 2024 at 2:22 AM
I hope you are above your eyebrows in love and good eating this Thanksgiving.
Every business should do this. Pizza and dog pizza; Hammer and stick. Hat and hat.
November 22, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Every business should do this. Pizza and dog pizza; Hammer and stick. Hat and hat.