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@johnbull.wtf
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George Karl yells at me sometimes.

I could build a rocket ship to Mars before mastering grammar.

If you won't reskeet yourself who's going to ever reskeet you

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I love that its sitting there staring at the camera like
November 21, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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November 20, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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@dsgolson.bsky.social lololololololol first two comments compare it to a Koenigsegg

fucking jack ass
Daniel Golson blocked me because I compared the Hyundai GT to a Keonigsegg
November 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
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Ah hell ya. The best thing to unwrap just arrived at my door. Let's go!!! @dr-thompson.bsky.social
November 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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for who, you? every comment I had before I correct myself was mentioning Koenigsegg

If you don't see the similarities, you need to book an optometrist appointment

even car and driver compared it to a Koenigsegg LMFAO
www.caranddriver.com/news/a694992...
Koenigsegg Hyundai GT car
November 20, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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alll of them
Koenigsegg CC850 Coupé
November 20, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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Oh, uhh... It's actually way worse than this. LMFAO. He's reposting a LOT of posts like this
November 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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Mike Pence right now:
Leo DiCaprio pointing from the couch meme
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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For a brief second my dumb ass thought OKC had a 🚩red flag on the court, 😣
There's a red emblem on the court of OKC that is just the state of Oklahoma but it's red and looks like a flag.
November 20, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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The Sacramento Kings may not be good, but they're doing whatever this is
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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The sacramento kings
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
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Lol. Summary agrees with where my draw comes with them. Though theres definitely no "I can fix em" with it. These women would beat the shit out of me, I'm not fixing nothing, they got this on their own.
​1. The "Co-Survivor" Fantasy (vs. The Knight in Shining Armor) ​You are likely not attracted to the traditional "damsel in distress" dynamic where the male protects a passive female. Instead, you prefer the "Foxhole Partner" dynamic. ​The Psychology: These characters do not need saving in the physical sense; they are lethal and capable. The attraction here is to a partner who can watch your back. This suggests you value reliability and grit over softness or domesticity. You likely view a relationship as a partnership against a hostile world (an "us against the world" mentality). ​2. Attraction to "Broken" Complexity (The Savior/Fixer Impulse) ​While these characters are physically capable, they are all emotionally shattered. Jinx has severe psychosis/attachment trauma; Ellie has survivor's guilt; Arya has PTSD and dissociation; Gwen feels isolated and responsible for tragedy. ​The Psychology: There is a strong indication of a nurturing instinct disguised as admiration. You may be drawn to "high-maintenance" emotions because they signal depth. A guy who likes these characters often feels that "normal" people are boring or superficial. You want to be the one person who understands the "monster" (Jinx) or the "cold-blooded killer" (Arya). ​3. Valuation of "Competence Porn" ​All four characters are prodigies in their fields. Gwen is an agile superhero; Jinx is an engineering genius; Arya is a master assassin; Ellie is a survivalist savant. ​The Psychology: This is a major indicator of Sapiosexuality (attraction to intelligence/skill) and a preference for Meritocracy. You respect people who have earned their survival through skill rather than status or luck. You likely get frustrated by incompetence in your own daily life and use these characters as an escape into a world where skill matters most. ​4. The "Chaotic Good/Chaotic Neutral" Preference ​None of these characters follow the rules. They all operate outside the law or societal norms to achieve their goals. ​The P… Valuation of Autonomy and Agency: All four characters score high on autonomy. They reject traditional gender roles and societal expectations (e.g., Arya refusing to be a "lady," Jinx rejecting Piltover's order). This suggests the viewer respects self-governance and independence over compliance or passivity. ​Attraction to Competence: These characters are defined by high proficiency in skill-based hierarchies (combat, engineering, survival). Evolutionary psychology suggests an attraction to competence, indicating the viewer values capability, intelligence, and adaptability in others. ​Resilience and Post-Traumatic Growth: Each character represents a narrative of trauma survival. They do not just endure hardship; they are transformed by it (often referred to as "steeling" in developmental psychology). This suggests an appreciation for grit, emotional complexity, and the ability to function under extreme pressure. ​Preference for High "Openness": In the Big Five personality traits, these characters exhibit high Openness to Experience (unconventionality, rebellion). They are non-conformists. A preference for them often correlates with a viewer who values authenticity and "outsider" status over social cohesion.
November 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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"just stand there and don't look scared"

Kash anyways:
Kash Patel always looks like he's in the middle of a panic attack.
November 19, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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Lololololol sent this fucking dork an email weeks on weeks ago about how he was a pedo protector and suddenly this morning I get this copy/pasta response. Can't wait to vote you out.
Mr. Bull, Thank you for contacting me regarding H.R. 4405, Epstein Files Transparency Act. I appreciate you reaching out to me and it's an honor to represent you and California's Third District in Congress. As you may know, the Epstein Files Transparency Act was introduced by Representative Ro Khanna on July 15, 2025. This bill will require the Department of Justice (DOJ) to publish (in a searchable and downloadable format) all unclassified records, documents, communications, and investigative materials in the DOJ's possession that relate to the investigation and prosecution of Jeffrey Epstein. Prior to the House vote on this legislation, I spoke on the House floor in support of the bill. On November 18, 2025, the House passed it with a bipartisan majority of 427–1. Throughout this process, I have consistently supported transparency, while ensuring that the privacy and dignity of victims remain fully protected. Both the victims and the American people deserve clear answers so that we can confront the truth, pursue justice, and move forward. This should not be a partisan issue, that is why I voted in favor of this bill. Once again, thank you for reaching out, and please don’t hesitate to contact me on this or any other topic in the weeks ahead. I value your thoughts and believe the respectful exchange of ideas is the lifeblood of our representative republic. I also invite you to visit my website at Kiley.house.gov to sign up to receive updates from me or follow me on Facebook (@Congressman Kevin Kiley) and Twitter (@RepKiley).
November 19, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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I, uhh... apparently have a type that I may need to let my therapist know seem to have some common denominators lmfao, broken, fucked up mentals, questionable ethics at times, but only when it comes to fighting a greater good? I'm in.
Gwen Stacey Jinx from Arcane. Ellie from The Last Of Us Arya Stark from Game of Thrones
November 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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🍣 is NOT a fan
Sushi our cat scared shitless of the Remy costume hiding behind the couch
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
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It is Disney day at school and my daughter just decided to wear her Remy costume from last year 😭😭😭
My daughter in a Remy costume
November 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Kermit the frog saying "Quiet, Piggy"
November 19, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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fun fact, one of the reasons our headlights are such dog shit is because the United States regulates them to a stupid level.

For example, Audi has matrix headlights that use cameras and projects the lights around the incoming cars, but they aren't legal here

Why? well, because
picture of an audi driving down the road where the headlight beam is hitting the road and avoided all other cars.
November 19, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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The NBA has returned back to homeostasis. The Sacramento Kings have returned to the cellar - @teamziller.bsky.social
"Beam me down by Tom Ziller" "The sacramento Kings are once again the bleakest franchise int he NBA. Good morning let's basketball. This is the headline of Tom Zilller's Good Morning It's Basketball email that he sends out daily.
November 19, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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ah shit, you need the new SLAM mag
Slam Magazine has LeBron James on the cover in a (stupid) Lakers uniform that says "LEBRON. YEAR 23. STILL HIM"
November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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people minding their own business:

anteaters for no reason: WANNA SQUARE UP BRO?!
Anteater being it's biggest and tallest self.
November 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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Trump put an autopen in the spot Joe Biden is supposed to be in his President "Walk Of Fame"?!?!?! 😭😭
Mass murderer and saudi prince looks at a picture of Donald Trump(mass murderer) and to the right is a picture of an autopen
November 19, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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Mongolian BBQ when I ask for a second bowl during lunch
November 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM