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Dog and chicken loving NIN fan. Certified Gregghead. I won Best Hog at the hog-shit snarfing contest. PNW Lifer, USA.

Former: Big Ed’s Gas Farm.
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
That’s my baby boy!
October 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Oh hell yeah!
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I just took delivery of my first pair of Nike ACG Mocs, and now my wife is threatening to divorce me.

Be careful out there, everybody. Fashion is not risk-free.

#Nike #acg #Moc #Fashion
September 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
September 4, 2025 at 8:43 PM
I like how they “borrowed” ideas from your peel it back artwork, with a literal peel it back presentation in a poster.

merch.nincatalog.com/2025-peel-it...
September 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement at 2?

They’ve discovered my trick to keep food from being eaten by others.

#bagofdicks #arresteddevelopmentstan
September 2, 2025 at 3:03 PM
I ordered a shovel and the shipping box it just arrived in seems like a perfectly appropriate size. Great job!
September 1, 2025 at 12:01 AM
People are saying that nobody’s actually wearing that shirt. Very bad shirt.
August 31, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Fun! There’s a new and impressive resource for us Nine Inch Nails fanboys.

NIN Tour History has been a longtime favorite of mine. Just updated my shows attended stats with the recent Seattle show.

#ets
NIN.fan
@nin.com
August 30, 2025 at 4:25 PM
“This information may not be accurate.
ChatGPT can make mistakes, especially when news is changing fast.”

#Hopeful
August 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
About to peel it back with The Nine Inch Nails.
August 13, 2025 at 2:57 AM
This is Dirt, the newest critter we’ve welcomed to our farm in Rainier, Washington.

He approached me on a hot day exactly one month ago. I was chopping boards with a loud miter saw and making a hell of a lot of noise with a big nail gun. He liked it.

I hadn’t even looked at the photos until today.
August 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
@giantbomb.bsky.social @grubb.wtf @tolkoto.com

#Nindies was indeed NOA official. This is an employee event shirt from 2018. It’s even got a nice eShop logo on the back.

Modeled by me, for you as a Giant Bomb Exclusive! Good Morning, Bluesky.
August 7, 2025 at 2:30 PM
August 6, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Jeff’s reign of terror beginning soon?
August 6, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Fuck Pitchfork.
August 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
I saw a meme I that annoyed me so I fixed it on my telephone.
July 30, 2025 at 3:38 AM
July 29, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Ordered!

My wife and I moved from the Redmond area down further south than you, ending up with acreage close to Rainier. Relevant because I now find myself ABSOLUTELY MELTING outside as I manage our, um, farm, I guess. Currently building a chicken coop and needing lighter shirts. Thanks for this!
July 16, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I often go into thrift stops while I’m out, looking for tools or other useful items for the house. I’ve come across a few specialty tools that turn out to be worth a surprisingly amount of money, so I check when I don’t know what something is.

This is for castrating bulls.

*quickly puts down*
July 10, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Mr. Horse has some thoughts on zebra mode in Donkey Kong Bananza.

#DonkeyKongBananza #MrHorse
July 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
I love these!!!

Also, this is the exact outfit I wore yesterday.
June 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
During a show last week, @grubb.wtf briefly mentioned the Nintendo VHS cassettes that used to get sent out to promote upcoming game releases. I looked at mine and noticed the printed text on the front of the Donkey Kong Country Exposed VHS from 1994 says: He’s Coming.

Hmm.
June 23, 2025 at 10:32 PM
The minute Apple drops betas of new operating systems, I dive in. I’m a big fan of the changes so far, and this might be the most stable beta 1 to date. I don’t think they did themselves any favors by talking SO MUCH about the new look, but whatever.

Now I just need them to keep working on Siri.
June 11, 2025 at 12:02 AM