Poor Bhoy. A central midfielder. Brought on as right wingback, with Yang switched to the left. Then switched to left wingback when Yang got subbed. Just utter madness. Against a team who played with confidence because they are well coached. We are an utter shambles. Exeter City - that's our level.

A friend's daughter used to eat her lunch in a park in Edinburgh where she often saw a nice old man sitting on a bench. One day he pointed out tufted ravens to her. Thought nothing of it till she saw his photo on TV news - getting a Nobel Prize. He was Professor Higgs, of Higgs-boson particle fame

I met Michael Corleone's mother-in-law in Sicily this year - now 89, she was a villager who, as an extra, played Apollonia's mum. Still wears the sapphire earrings Al Pacino gave her

Yippee-kaiyy-yaaay mothers, help is here! 😃👍

Been to USA many times but in no rush to back, especially under the Mango Mussolini. If I want to see a World Cup game in 2026 I'll go to Canada or Mexico - still got great memories of being there in 1986

Did that until my youngest skipped off to join her pals on the Hampden pitch at a Beyonce concert. Left me sitting in the stand like "one for the watching".

The bit where he was scribbling things in a notepad and talking to Engels was funny in a really sad way

Well done Anas. Great to see that passion come out. As a Southsider of Irish descent & proud Scotsman I know well how proud our friends of Pakistani descent are of this great country. I see plenty of them waving Saltires beside me at Hampden. Farage and his US-Russian funded creeps can get tae f***

He did score a fantastic bicycle kick for Napoli too. Not as good as Tuesday's though