John Bowman
@johnbowman.bsky.social
Social media news producer. Recovering “Twitter guy.”
Reminds me of hemidemisemiquaver.
November 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Reminds me of hemidemisemiquaver.
I was not prepared for how bad JLA was, but at least they didn’t have the technology to portray Fire flying by shooting jets of green flame out of her nostrils. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I was not prepared for how bad JLA was, but at least they didn’t have the technology to portray Fire flying by shooting jets of green flame out of her nostrils. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en...
I usually get sparrows and cardinals (and squirrels) at the feeder so I’m choosing to interpret this as a good omen for next season. #BlueJays
November 3, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I usually get sparrows and cardinals (and squirrels) at the feeder so I’m choosing to interpret this as a good omen for next season. #BlueJays
You’re back just in time. Spock is acting weird. 🧙
October 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
You’re back just in time. Spock is acting weird. 🧙
More like, Rhyme-asaurus.
October 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
More like, Rhyme-asaurus.
Not so much Asimov’s Laws of Robotics as…
![RoboCop (1987) screenshot from RoboCop’s POV, displaying Directive 4: [CLASSIFIED]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:5rd4gwaksckgoiszh5j4hsoi/bafkreicc7tlwdu5vmtew6mjuevdjiagreclnypqyaksn5mivmsqiougpke@jpeg)
October 23, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Not so much Asimov’s Laws of Robotics as…
There no one here for miles around but I think I’m at the wrong venue for the ALCS?!?
October 19, 2025 at 11:53 PM
There no one here for miles around but I think I’m at the wrong venue for the ALCS?!?
I saw this in the store yesterday. “Lucky potion green!” 🤮
October 14, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I saw this in the store yesterday. “Lucky potion green!” 🤮
You want the ugliest man in Glasgow to be a … leprechaun?
October 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
You want the ugliest man in Glasgow to be a … leprechaun?
Jays fans watching the other ALDS go to a 13th inning in game 5. @sickoscommittee.org
October 11, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Jays fans watching the other ALDS go to a 13th inning in game 5. @sickoscommittee.org
The Jays should do this for, say, Gausman.
October 10, 2025 at 5:56 PM
The Jays should do this for, say, Gausman.
How cool is Johnny Cash? He had an album of novelty songs, Everybody Lives a Nut, that included Boa Constrictor, a song by Shel Silverstein in which the singer is being swallowed by a boa constrictor.
October 9, 2025 at 8:20 PM
How cool is Johnny Cash? He had an album of novelty songs, Everybody Lives a Nut, that included Boa Constrictor, a song by Shel Silverstein in which the singer is being swallowed by a boa constrictor.
Yes, deeply… cerebral.
October 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Yes, deeply… cerebral.
It’s funny because it’s true.
October 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
It’s funny because it’s true.
I had no idea this was Canadian, but it was referenced by a famous Canadian, so I should have known.
October 3, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I had no idea this was Canadian, but it was referenced by a famous Canadian, so I should have known.
