This is me. Then I walk in all “oh! I just happened to stumble upon this fine retail establishment - what delights might they offer inside?” while silently hoping they didn’t see me sitting in my car just three minutes prior

Since others have done my first name already, allow me to introduce myself to the catalog as Raslöb, your serving tray for Swedish meatballs.

Pre-cooked half of a turkey breast and a box of stuffing from Trader Joe’s. That’s about it.

Followed the entire pack

Now I have Siouxsie and the Banshees in my head. Which is never a bad thing.

Done. You’d be good at creating a “Starter Pack” for follows

Instant follow