John Birchman
@johnbirchman.bsky.social
Freelance LED Video Wall, BrightSign Digital Signage, and Audio Visual Technician out of Roanoke, VA.
Note to the Galley; Romulan Ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions.
January 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
Note to the Galley; Romulan Ale no longer to be served at diplomatic functions.
"Spock, what did you think of Data's performance as Ebenezer Scrooge? And please say something other than 'fascinating'."
December 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
"Spock, what did you think of Data's performance as Ebenezer Scrooge? And please say something other than 'fascinating'."
I do the same thing, but with The Poseidon Adventure (1972).
If you start it at 11:35:16 pm, the New Year's countdown in the movie matches real time with the ship's horn blowing at midnight, and then shortly after the ship gets capsized by the giant tidal wave. 🥳🕛🚢 🌊
If you start it at 11:35:16 pm, the New Year's countdown in the movie matches real time with the ship's horn blowing at midnight, and then shortly after the ship gets capsized by the giant tidal wave. 🥳🕛🚢 🌊
December 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I do the same thing, but with The Poseidon Adventure (1972).
If you start it at 11:35:16 pm, the New Year's countdown in the movie matches real time with the ship's horn blowing at midnight, and then shortly after the ship gets capsized by the giant tidal wave. 🥳🕛🚢 🌊
If you start it at 11:35:16 pm, the New Year's countdown in the movie matches real time with the ship's horn blowing at midnight, and then shortly after the ship gets capsized by the giant tidal wave. 🥳🕛🚢 🌊
Sulu: Uh, yes. We've been caught in a... we've been caught in a blizzard.
[Chekov blows on the communicator, simulating wind noises]
[Chekov blows on the communicator, simulating wind noises]
November 29, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Sulu: Uh, yes. We've been caught in a... we've been caught in a blizzard.
[Chekov blows on the communicator, simulating wind noises]
[Chekov blows on the communicator, simulating wind noises]
PATTERSON: I planted radishes in this special dirt and they came up all weird!
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
PATTERSON: I planted radishes in this special dirt and they came up all weird!
Or just stay home and enjoy the day away from everyone.
November 27, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Or just stay home and enjoy the day away from everyone.
To be honest, I don't really care for the look of the new NYC Times Square New Year's Eve Ball for the 2025-2026 ball drop.
The triangle crystals looked more classy and elegant.
The new round crystals look cheap and cluttered, like the bottoms of glass Coke bottles.
The triangle crystals looked more classy and elegant.
The new round crystals look cheap and cluttered, like the bottoms of glass Coke bottles.
November 25, 2025 at 2:39 PM
To be honest, I don't really care for the look of the new NYC Times Square New Year's Eve Ball for the 2025-2026 ball drop.
The triangle crystals looked more classy and elegant.
The new round crystals look cheap and cluttered, like the bottoms of glass Coke bottles.
The triangle crystals looked more classy and elegant.
The new round crystals look cheap and cluttered, like the bottoms of glass Coke bottles.
They fall for the Arabic numerals thing every single time! 😂🤣😂
We have been teaching Arabic numerals in schools for 100's of years!
We have been teaching Arabic numerals in schools for 100's of years!
November 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
They fall for the Arabic numerals thing every single time! 😂🤣😂
We have been teaching Arabic numerals in schools for 100's of years!
We have been teaching Arabic numerals in schools for 100's of years!
WORF: Tarvokian pound cake. I made it myself.
WESLEY: Thanks, Worf.
WESLEY: Thanks, Worf.
November 14, 2025 at 1:46 AM
WORF: Tarvokian pound cake. I made it myself.
WESLEY: Thanks, Worf.
WESLEY: Thanks, Worf.
"Push hard. Push. Push."
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
"Push hard. Push. Push."
I thought this was his greatest moment of face acting? 🤔
November 3, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I thought this was his greatest moment of face acting? 🤔
"There's an old Talaxian song my mother used to sing me as a child. I'm going to sing it to you every day from now on."
November 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
"There's an old Talaxian song my mother used to sing me as a child. I'm going to sing it to you every day from now on."
SPOCK: Trick or treat, Captain?
KIRK: Yes, Mister Spock. You'd be a natural. I'll explain it to you one day.
KIRK: Yes, Mister Spock. You'd be a natural. I'll explain it to you one day.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 AM
SPOCK: Trick or treat, Captain?
KIRK: Yes, Mister Spock. You'd be a natural. I'll explain it to you one day.
KIRK: Yes, Mister Spock. You'd be a natural. I'll explain it to you one day.
"This is what you do with your spare time?"
November 1, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"This is what you do with your spare time?"
Voted early in Virginia.
The red hat coffee klatch was waiting at the entrance, I took a different route to avoid them, and one had to go out of there way to try and persuade me to take a Red Brochure on how to vote. I sternly said no thank you, went in and voted all Blue. 💙
Happy Halloween! 🎃
The red hat coffee klatch was waiting at the entrance, I took a different route to avoid them, and one had to go out of there way to try and persuade me to take a Red Brochure on how to vote. I sternly said no thank you, went in and voted all Blue. 💙
Happy Halloween! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Voted early in Virginia.
The red hat coffee klatch was waiting at the entrance, I took a different route to avoid them, and one had to go out of there way to try and persuade me to take a Red Brochure on how to vote. I sternly said no thank you, went in and voted all Blue. 💙
Happy Halloween! 🎃
The red hat coffee klatch was waiting at the entrance, I took a different route to avoid them, and one had to go out of there way to try and persuade me to take a Red Brochure on how to vote. I sternly said no thank you, went in and voted all Blue. 💙
Happy Halloween! 🎃
