JohnBettermanParody
@johnbetterman.bsky.social
This is a joke/parody account meant to urge John Fetterman to be a better man.
“Let’s get back to killing,” wannabe Butcher of Gaza, stripper of healthcare, fracker in fief, says *we’re* cruel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Looks like John Fetterman needs a nap. @johnfetterman.com
Looks like John Fetterman needs a nap. @johnfetterman.com
November 20, 2025 at 4:01 PM
“Let’s get back to killing,” wannabe Butcher of Gaza, stripper of healthcare, fracker in fief, says *we’re* cruel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Looks like John Fetterman needs a nap. @johnfetterman.com
Looks like John Fetterman needs a nap. @johnfetterman.com
Help these folks out if you can! (This account is not affiliated with the @paworkingfamilies.bsky.social ) LINK: wfpus.org/fetterman
November 19, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Help these folks out if you can! (This account is not affiliated with the @paworkingfamilies.bsky.social ) LINK: wfpus.org/fetterman
“If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now! You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it.”
- @johnfetterman.com
- @johnfetterman.com
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now! You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it.”
- @johnfetterman.com
- @johnfetterman.com
More details being reported about John Fetterman’s fall. @johnfetterman.com
November 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
More details being reported about John Fetterman’s fall. @johnfetterman.com
Wishing @johnfetterman.com as well as he wishes for Palestinians, undocumented immigrants, shale field residents suffering fracking pollution, and people who rely on ACA health premium subsidies.
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Wishing @johnfetterman.com as well as he wishes for Palestinians, undocumented immigrants, shale field residents suffering fracking pollution, and people who rely on ACA health premium subsidies.
@johnfetterman.com would also be freed to speak out as a private citizen if he resigned.
October 27, 2025 at 6:17 PM
@johnfetterman.com would also be freed to speak out as a private citizen if he resigned.
“Hello, I would like to request a refund from the John Fetterman campaign for any and all donations I have made in the past. I oppose his apologies and support for genocide, fracking, and Donald Trump. I will use the money to try and undo the damage by _________.” Send to press@johnfetterman.com
October 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“Hello, I would like to request a refund from the John Fetterman campaign for any and all donations I have made in the past. I oppose his apologies and support for genocide, fracking, and Donald Trump. I will use the money to try and undo the damage by _________.” Send to press@johnfetterman.com
Unlawful law enforcement is @johnfetterman.com ‘s specialty. Remember when he jumped in his truck with his shotgun to hunt down an unarmed black jogger dressed like Mike Tomlin in 2013?
Video: www.facebook.com/share/v/1JGt...
Video: www.facebook.com/share/v/1JGt...
October 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Unlawful law enforcement is @johnfetterman.com ‘s specialty. Remember when he jumped in his truck with his shotgun to hunt down an unarmed black jogger dressed like Mike Tomlin in 2013?
Video: www.facebook.com/share/v/1JGt...
Video: www.facebook.com/share/v/1JGt...
Republican Senators, with an assist from Sen. John Fetterman, voted down an attempt to block the Trump administration’s missile strikes on alleged Venezuelan drug boats. interc.pt/4mYwcBw
October 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Republican Senators, with an assist from Sen. John Fetterman, voted down an attempt to block the Trump administration’s missile strikes on alleged Venezuelan drug boats. interc.pt/4mYwcBw
BREAKING: @johnfetterman.com switches parties to LIKUD.
October 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
BREAKING: @johnfetterman.com switches parties to LIKUD.
Same poll has this:
October 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Same poll has this:
@johnfetterman.com it’s never his fault.
October 2, 2025 at 3:57 AM
@johnfetterman.com it’s never his fault.
“Fetterman disapproval hits 54 percent among Pennsylvania Democrats: Poll” thehill.com/homenews/sen...
October 2, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“Fetterman disapproval hits 54 percent among Pennsylvania Democrats: Poll” thehill.com/homenews/sen...
@johnfetterman.com is a butcher among butchers.
September 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
@johnfetterman.com is a butcher among butchers.
@johnfetterman.com says “We can’t just be, ‘Trump is always wrong!’”
September 18, 2025 at 8:58 PM
@johnfetterman.com says “We can’t just be, ‘Trump is always wrong!’”
@johnfetterman.com can’t pencil in The Greater Pittsburgh Arts Council at any time from now until eternity.
August 28, 2025 at 11:54 PM
@johnfetterman.com can’t pencil in The Greater Pittsburgh Arts Council at any time from now until eternity.
IPC declared the famine is a famine, but narcissist @fetterman.senate.gov can’t
August 26, 2025 at 6:45 AM
IPC declared the famine is a famine, but narcissist @fetterman.senate.gov can’t