John Beard
@johnbeardmlb.bsky.social
Reporting on all things Chicago Insomniacs and Rising Phoenix league baseball. Other opinions as I deem necessary. Parody.
Narrator: he wasn’t
August 26, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Narrator: he wasn’t
What time does Forward Progress drop today?
August 26, 2025 at 2:48 PM
What time does Forward Progress drop today?
They needed time to put together some bullshit. It’s going to be so much bullshit.
July 18, 2025 at 3:25 AM
They needed time to put together some bullshit. It’s going to be so much bullshit.
They’re going to put out the biggest load of bullshit ever.
July 18, 2025 at 3:24 AM
They’re going to put out the biggest load of bullshit ever.
We All Live in a Retirement Home
February 17, 2025 at 4:30 AM
We All Live in a Retirement Home
Now it’s about feeding ai, composing results and making sense, and who can be in the most meetings. Something like Marketo is damn-near impossible for those entering the workforce.
February 15, 2025 at 12:36 PM
Now it’s about feeding ai, composing results and making sense, and who can be in the most meetings. Something like Marketo is damn-near impossible for those entering the workforce.
We use 26 to emulate the bigs
February 15, 2025 at 12:29 PM
We use 26 to emulate the bigs
I dunno, Ed. Load is fairly loaded with those. 💦
February 15, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I dunno, Ed. Load is fairly loaded with those. 💦
Because us peasants have to work on Monday. Because of those pesky things called bills.
February 1, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Because us peasants have to work on Monday. Because of those pesky things called bills.
Sounds a lot like “I’m not voting for democrats”. Pissing on them is not the solution.
February 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Sounds a lot like “I’m not voting for democrats”. Pissing on them is not the solution.
Mark, the world needs you
January 23, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Mark, the world needs you
What you’re not considering is this is how he thinks. This is the mind of a person capable of raping an underage girl.
January 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
What you’re not considering is this is how he thinks. This is the mind of a person capable of raping an underage girl.
Yeah, but hurting your arm doesn’t impact your brain the rest of your life
January 9, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Yeah, but hurting your arm doesn’t impact your brain the rest of your life
Priscilla was 14 when they started dating 😳
January 8, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Priscilla was 14 when they started dating 😳
Trump is an intentional laughing stock. Yay for us. Again. 😭
January 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Trump is an intentional laughing stock. Yay for us. Again. 😭
I’ll go- Ranking the Skywalker/Palpatine Saga:
Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Return of the Jedi
Force Awakens
Revenge of the Sith
Phantom Menace
Last Jedi
Attack of the Clones
Rise of Skywalker
Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Return of the Jedi
Force Awakens
Revenge of the Sith
Phantom Menace
Last Jedi
Attack of the Clones
Rise of Skywalker
January 7, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I’ll go- Ranking the Skywalker/Palpatine Saga:
Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Return of the Jedi
Force Awakens
Revenge of the Sith
Phantom Menace
Last Jedi
Attack of the Clones
Rise of Skywalker
Empire Strikes Back
A New Hope
Return of the Jedi
Force Awakens
Revenge of the Sith
Phantom Menace
Last Jedi
Attack of the Clones
Rise of Skywalker
lol I got Groundhog Day and am not sure how to process this
January 5, 2025 at 3:34 PM
lol I got Groundhog Day and am not sure how to process this
It’s just not impressive when you look them up prior to submitting them
January 4, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It’s just not impressive when you look them up prior to submitting them
We are very much in agreement
January 4, 2025 at 8:03 PM
We are very much in agreement