sometimes the worst deserve the most grace.

this place is reserved for melancholy.

excuse me, by any definition, i have to go.

good bye, lost hour. will see you in november. enjoy your time off.

tithe one-tenth of your data to the church.

the best actuary is the most miserable of us all.

surf and turf is not only a delicious dinner but also the motto of feudalism.

from a class on professional civility: "appended to the letter was a single sheet of paper with the following photocopied words, all enlarged and in capital letters: MALE LAWYERS PLAY BY THE RULES, DISCOVER TRUTH AND RESTORE ORDER. FEMALE LAWYERS ARE OUTSIDE THE LAW, CLOUD TRUTH AND DESTROY ORDER."

bay area's number one roach comic

this lucid dream is turning on me

rejected proverb 1:1: even rock candy forms around an ass hair.

behold my latest creation, the Hydra, eight space heaters plugged into an ungrounded power strip!

the mort sahl of street sheet.

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