JB
@johnbartle.bsky.social
Husband, dad, triathlete, acclaimed novelist, liar about 2 of those.
The #SFGiants will be listed as the official cause on my death certificate.
Sacramento dweller, Salinas raised, Loyola Marymount alum, ΣΧ (IHSV).
The #SFGiants will be listed as the official cause on my death certificate.
Sacramento dweller, Salinas raised, Loyola Marymount alum, ΣΧ (IHSV).
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JB
@johnbartle.bsky.social
· Dec 17
Do me a solid and forever erase the image in my brain that “do me a solid” conjures up.
July 27, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Tom Petty not naming his son Manny was a missed opportunity.
June 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Tom Petty not naming his son Manny was a missed opportunity.
I’m trying to think of two prefixes that have done more harm to themselves in the last 15 years than “auto” and “eco” and I’m drawing a blank.
June 24, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I’m trying to think of two prefixes that have done more harm to themselves in the last 15 years than “auto” and “eco” and I’m drawing a blank.
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Adding “No tags on fitted sheets telling you what side of the mattress it goes on” to my list of 16-Miles-Uphill-In-The-Snow-Both-Ways rants for the kids.
April 25, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Adding “No tags on fitted sheets telling you what side of the mattress it goes on” to my list of 16-Miles-Uphill-In-The-Snow-Both-Ways rants for the kids.
Thing you take for granted or completely forget about until the need for it abruptly presents itself: sewer line cleanout.
April 19, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Thing you take for granted or completely forget about until the need for it abruptly presents itself: sewer line cleanout.
April 19, 2025 at 3:16 AM