Sykes
@john5.bsky.social
39, Seattle
Gaymer, UX Design, Wannabe Himbo
Weaknesses include social cues and muscle nerds
Definitely not a robot
Gaymer, UX Design, Wannabe Himbo
Weaknesses include social cues and muscle nerds
Definitely not a robot
It is in fact, not one of those options!
August 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
It is in fact, not one of those options!
It finally happened. I met a flat earther that said people don't really go to Antarctica because 'they' would shot you on sight.
Imagine their surprise when I pulled up my album of 4000 photos with geotagged coordinates.
Imagine their surprise when I pulled up my album of 4000 photos with geotagged coordinates.
August 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It finally happened. I met a flat earther that said people don't really go to Antarctica because 'they' would shot you on sight.
Imagine their surprise when I pulled up my album of 4000 photos with geotagged coordinates.
Imagine their surprise when I pulled up my album of 4000 photos with geotagged coordinates.
Could really go for some boiled chicken slices and cheese product on wonderbread right about now
August 23, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Could really go for some boiled chicken slices and cheese product on wonderbread right about now
Sure the jets buzz the city for a week and scare the shit out of my dog, but I got a cool photo so 🤷♂️
August 4, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Sure the jets buzz the city for a week and scare the shit out of my dog, but I got a cool photo so 🤷♂️
I'm catching up on Krakoa and Dakken/Prodigy flirting is peak
May 10, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I'm catching up on Krakoa and Dakken/Prodigy flirting is peak
Now he'll be famous for 2 backshots
March 4, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Now he'll be famous for 2 backshots
Doing shit like this is like melanin Russian roulette for my Irish ass #jeanmichelecousteau #fiji
February 22, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Doing shit like this is like melanin Russian roulette for my Irish ass #jeanmichelecousteau #fiji
Butt Daddy, I love him
February 20, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Butt Daddy, I love him
13 hour layover 😭 send chicken nuggies and nudes
February 18, 2025 at 7:16 PM
13 hour layover 😭 send chicken nuggies and nudes
I watch the UK version of Gladiators for the plot.
February 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I watch the UK version of Gladiators for the plot.
USGS decided to go the malicious compliance route and remove all country labels from their maps to avoid deadnaming a certain Gulf located next to Mexico. More of this.
February 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
USGS decided to go the malicious compliance route and remove all country labels from their maps to avoid deadnaming a certain Gulf located next to Mexico. More of this.
Serving since Digimon Adventure 02
January 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Serving since Digimon Adventure 02
January 27, 2025 at 4:11 PM
January 26, 2025 at 1:49 AM