Derbyshire John
john1960.bsky.social
Derbyshire John
@john1960.bsky.social
Chief choreographer at a leading American university.

(Thanks to Banx for capturing my best moves)





Lee Anderson turned up then converted to Catholicism within half an hour.
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Is she morphing into Ann Widdecombe?
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Follicles
December 1, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Has deliveroo sacked him?
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Has Labour signed a suicide pact? 🧐
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Seems his greasy gob has flattened his pint, though it could be Watney’s red barrel.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Modest debauchery? 🤨🧐
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Is that the one with the story about the Good Samaritan?
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
I wonder if Musk’s lips moved when he read Tolkien to himself?
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
It’s Flambeau revisiting the crime scene.
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
At least the shop next door shows Caerphilly still has taste 🙃
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
They’re simply implementing project 2025.

If only there’d been clues 🙃
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
He’s also being played by Netanyah.

Trump couldn’t negotiate his way out of a paper bag.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I’d love to hijack his speakers and pretend to be ChatGPT 😎

Must ask Rupert Murdoch how it’s done 🫢
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Perhaps we could test it on Lee Anderson then deport him when he fails?
October 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Ann who? 🙃
October 3, 2025 at 10:52 AM
They don’t like it up ‘em.
October 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Does farage realise that he will have to deport his wife?

Cheaper than divorce, I guess 🤓
September 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Let’s make the flying tax even more progressive -

Charge people by weight.
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
“If you misbehave again, I’ll send you for a cup of tea”
September 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Time this guy retired.
September 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
You’re not politicians either, mate.
September 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
We need a one in / one out deal here…

For each asylum seeker accepted, deport a reform member.
September 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
All designed to fill the heads of fake Christians with fake news.
September 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Is he a Roy Orbison fan?
September 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM