Derbyshire John
@john1960.bsky.social
Chief choreographer at a leading American university.
(Thanks to Banx for capturing my best moves)
(Thanks to Banx for capturing my best moves)
Lee Anderson turned up then converted to Catholicism within half an hour.
December 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Lee Anderson turned up then converted to Catholicism within half an hour.
Is she morphing into Ann Widdecombe?
December 6, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Is she morphing into Ann Widdecombe?
Has deliveroo sacked him?
December 1, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Has deliveroo sacked him?
Has Labour signed a suicide pact? 🧐
November 17, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Has Labour signed a suicide pact? 🧐
Seems his greasy gob has flattened his pint, though it could be Watney’s red barrel.
November 15, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Seems his greasy gob has flattened his pint, though it could be Watney’s red barrel.
Modest debauchery? 🤨🧐
November 7, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Modest debauchery? 🤨🧐
Is that the one with the story about the Good Samaritan?
October 30, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Is that the one with the story about the Good Samaritan?
I wonder if Musk’s lips moved when he read Tolkien to himself?
October 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I wonder if Musk’s lips moved when he read Tolkien to himself?
It’s Flambeau revisiting the crime scene.
October 23, 2025 at 10:33 AM
It’s Flambeau revisiting the crime scene.
At least the shop next door shows Caerphilly still has taste 🙃
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 AM
At least the shop next door shows Caerphilly still has taste 🙃
They’re simply implementing project 2025.
If only there’d been clues 🙃
If only there’d been clues 🙃
October 22, 2025 at 12:25 PM
They’re simply implementing project 2025.
If only there’d been clues 🙃
If only there’d been clues 🙃
He’s also being played by Netanyah.
Trump couldn’t negotiate his way out of a paper bag.
Trump couldn’t negotiate his way out of a paper bag.
October 22, 2025 at 7:40 AM
He’s also being played by Netanyah.
Trump couldn’t negotiate his way out of a paper bag.
Trump couldn’t negotiate his way out of a paper bag.
I’d love to hijack his speakers and pretend to be ChatGPT 😎
Must ask Rupert Murdoch how it’s done 🫢
Must ask Rupert Murdoch how it’s done 🫢
October 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I’d love to hijack his speakers and pretend to be ChatGPT 😎
Must ask Rupert Murdoch how it’s done 🫢
Must ask Rupert Murdoch how it’s done 🫢
Perhaps we could test it on Lee Anderson then deport him when he fails?
October 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Perhaps we could test it on Lee Anderson then deport him when he fails?
They don’t like it up ‘em.
October 2, 2025 at 9:31 AM
They don’t like it up ‘em.
Does farage realise that he will have to deport his wife?
Cheaper than divorce, I guess 🤓
Cheaper than divorce, I guess 🤓
September 30, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Does farage realise that he will have to deport his wife?
Cheaper than divorce, I guess 🤓
Cheaper than divorce, I guess 🤓
Let’s make the flying tax even more progressive -
Charge people by weight.
Charge people by weight.
September 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Let’s make the flying tax even more progressive -
Charge people by weight.
Charge people by weight.
“If you misbehave again, I’ll send you for a cup of tea”
September 29, 2025 at 11:17 AM
“If you misbehave again, I’ll send you for a cup of tea”
Time this guy retired.
September 29, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Time this guy retired.
You’re not politicians either, mate.
September 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
You’re not politicians either, mate.
We need a one in / one out deal here…
For each asylum seeker accepted, deport a reform member.
For each asylum seeker accepted, deport a reform member.
September 25, 2025 at 9:12 AM
We need a one in / one out deal here…
For each asylum seeker accepted, deport a reform member.
For each asylum seeker accepted, deport a reform member.
All designed to fill the heads of fake Christians with fake news.
September 19, 2025 at 8:08 AM
All designed to fill the heads of fake Christians with fake news.
Is he a Roy Orbison fan?
September 15, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Is he a Roy Orbison fan?