My fear is that before the end of the season a player from each team will be nominated to wear either Carragher or Neville in a baby carrier during the match to allow them to be on camera at all times and deliver their custom gurning noises whenever a strike on goal occurs...

As broadcasters currently seem to think people are only tuning in to see the pundits rather than the actual game, and already the presenters insist on presenting from the pitch & sitting on the bench whilst the game takes place, how bad do you think it will get?