John Martell
@john-martell.bsky.social
Came here to escape the clutches of the hellsite. Will post occasionally. Lebron over Jordan. Lemieux over Gretzky. Everything else is negotiable.
I went to Notre Dame. I’m a huge Notre Dame fan. If it comes down to Miami vs. ND, it should not even be a conversation.
It should be Miami.
It should be Miami.
December 1, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I went to Notre Dame. I’m a huge Notre Dame fan. If it comes down to Miami vs. ND, it should not even be a conversation.
It should be Miami.
It should be Miami.
It’s Tom Cruise. But a not distant second place should be Harrison Ford, particularly after he’s been a revelation on Shrinking.
December 1, 2025 at 5:41 AM
It’s Tom Cruise. But a not distant second place should be Harrison Ford, particularly after he’s been a revelation on Shrinking.
Thank you for blessing my timeline with this. What an absolute GOAT.
November 26, 2025 at 5:24 AM
Thank you for blessing my timeline with this. What an absolute GOAT.
0-2 they went for 2 after the first miss.
November 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
0-2 they went for 2 after the first miss.
We haven’t told this idiot to shut the f%*# up here enough clearly. The actual BlueSky literati have failed.
August 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
We haven’t told this idiot to shut the f%*# up here enough clearly. The actual BlueSky literati have failed.
Supremely impressive if you don’t understand how anything works and/or are willing to outsource thinking to something very stupid.
August 8, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Supremely impressive if you don’t understand how anything works and/or are willing to outsource thinking to something very stupid.
Not going to lie, I like my list.
July 12, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Not going to lie, I like my list.
The interview with Karl Urban and John Cho where they are asked where they would teleport to is an all time comedic masterpiece.
June 29, 2025 at 1:00 AM
The interview with Karl Urban and John Cho where they are asked where they would teleport to is an all time comedic masterpiece.
Hell or High Water always. Or if you are looking for something more recent Heretic.
June 29, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Hell or High Water always. Or if you are looking for something more recent Heretic.
Paolo by a decent margin.
June 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Paolo by a decent margin.
Start with Drink Don’t Need No Mix with him and Shaboozey assuming said redneck likes country.
March 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Start with Drink Don’t Need No Mix with him and Shaboozey assuming said redneck likes country.
Primary Schumer and Gillibrand. We need fighters.
March 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Primary Schumer and Gillibrand. We need fighters.
Damn, that one guy would really have not wanted to catch smoke in Temecula.
February 20, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Damn, that one guy would really have not wanted to catch smoke in Temecula.