John Coene
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John Coene
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Go, Javascript, Vapour, R, working on http://opifex.swiss
Ooooooooh thanks for the SHtuff @posit.co, I love it!
October 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Microsoft marketing again: Copilot is a spastic.
August 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Claude showing up in my terminal
May 28, 2025 at 3:03 PM
It's a full #rstats lexer, parser, and transpiler written in pure #go (only standard library).

It lets you turn your nice, readable, R code into mangled strings but still valid code.

See the example below.
May 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
We visited the Louvre
May 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
LinkedIn shortening the URL in `go install github.com/devOpifex/styler` is a great representation of what I hate about tech: stop "automagically" doing stuff without asking.

It's going to do it here too isn't it?
May 12, 2025 at 12:07 PM
How deep is that call stack?
May 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Ah, the one thing llms greatly help.
May 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
There seems to be a misunderstanding, I really wish this is what I was looking for instead...
March 27, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Me documenting my broken #rstats methods with \dontrun{}
March 21, 2025 at 7:44 PM
🥳 Got the #rstats parser working so I can obfuscate R code. It's so very satisfying!

And it only took between 9 and 6 months... 🫠

I can't open-source it yet because the cipher is probably easy to brute force.

Look at it, in all its glory, with an obfuscated {ambiorix} app 🍰
March 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Here, have a meme. Happy Sunday.
March 2, 2025 at 6:10 PM