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Johanneke Van Der Bijl
@johannekebijl.bsky.social
I'm here to talk about great books and share Stardew Valley memes.
Omg, this is both witty and hilarious. I'm saving all of these one liners. Thanks so much for posting. I'm going to tattoo all of these on my forehead.😄
December 16, 2025 at 2:23 AM
😂 I'm sorry this happened to you, but that's some killer one-liners you have there. Omg, you should totally write a book about avoidant attachment style people. Or take revenge on this dude by making him into a character in your next book and then killing him off in an embarrassing but gruesome way!
a man in a suit and tie is laughing while sitting at a table .
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December 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I'm sorry this is happening to you too. I hope it wasn't anyone too important. It freaking sucks to be treated like an afterthought in any kind of situation.😟

Those are some amazing one liners, tho. I'm going to tattoo them on my forehead.

Thanks a lot for weighing in @louiseblackwick.com! ❤️
December 16, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Yeah, I still don't know how. I'm having trouble detaching from this situation. 😥
December 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
But last week he was talking about moving in together and building a future together, and now he went ghost! 😭 It's not like I pushed him! WTF is wrong with him? I'm usually securely attached and don't mind giving people lots of space, but this man has me all wrapped up in a pretzel with anxiety!😨
December 16, 2025 at 1:44 AM
haha word! 🤭 Yeah, she looks like 20 years younger than she is.
December 13, 2025 at 3:35 PM
What an awesome evening it must've been.😃 You're looking incredible, as always. Sorry I couldn't be there. Maybe next time! 🥰
December 13, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Reposted by Johanneke Van Der Bijl
For anyone following this thread who is interested to join our events, here is the link (with time+ location) of the next meetup.

This time our socializing group will be held at the Performance Factory in Enschede, Friday, December 12

Hope to see some of you there!❤️

www.meetup.com/enschede-soc...
Social drinks @ Performance Factory (Twentsche Foodhal), Fri, Dec 12, 2025, 7:30 PM | Meetup
* **When**: Friday December 12; we’ll kick things off at 7:30 PM and keep the fun going until at least 11 PM **(RSVP needed!)** * **Where**: Performance Factory (Twentsche
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November 23, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I'm afraid I only had a pile or two of Douwe Dabbert stripreeks under my bed as a child, but I'm loving everyone else's answers! 🤭

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Douwe Dabbert - Wikipedia
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December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
An Advent Calendar, but with free Vivian Amberville stories? 😃 Holy molly, Christmas really came early this year!
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December 3, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Oh no! I still haven't recovered from that emotional damage.😅
November 25, 2025 at 6:55 PM
it looks amazing. Looking forward to the final result!
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Holy crapola, look at that geographically-accurate teenie-tiny world map made of wood! Wtf, this is super well-made! 😍
November 25, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Reposted by Johanneke Van Der Bijl
I just made an Instagram account to post my hobbies (& other stuff absolutely NO ONE has asked for).

Here's me trying to build a miniature BOOK NOOK (complete with miniature books, maps, paintings & a functioning light switch)

A #booknook is a type of cozy mini-deco that goes on your bookshelf. 💙📚
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM