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Johan Fabry
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Software engineering professor turned software craftsman. Mad scientist @RaincodeLabs. Personal account, insert usual employer disclaimer blah here.

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Oh, IBM mainframe, where do you get your constants from?

"n can be 0 to 562949953421310"

Seriously?
November 20, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Thanks, Endpoint Central for interrupting my flow with this super-useful information.
November 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Mainframe computing in 2025: use AI to generate a CICS BMS map to show a "WELCOME" screen on a user terminal.
August 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
How, arguably, NOT to document a CICS command:
July 21, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Not to mention, some excellent coupons as well. Thanks www.philips.cl ! Sad you're not on Bluesky though.
June 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Cool! An extended warranty! Until ... when exactly?
June 12, 2025 at 5:44 PM
It seems like somebody missed the class where they explained about shallow versus deep copies. Argh! 🤦

So this is why the test fail on the night build but not dev machines. Only took me a week to pin down ...
April 18, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Off-by-one error in my Chilean bank. Top right: 5 offers. Actual listing of offers: 4. 🤦

The name of the bank? Banco Security.
I'm feelin' pretty secure now ... NOT.
April 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Are you shitting me, C# ?
March 28, 2025 at 4:54 PM
OK so I honestly did not think this would work, so I am quite positively surprised!

I wonder if the LLM computed this itself, or handed it off to some text-reversing agent. And I can't even decide which of the two options is the most impressive!
March 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I found this gem, after a few hours of debugging. Aargh.

Well, no shit, Sherlock!

OK, I'm being a bit harsh: the specs are unclear about this point.

But still ...
March 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Writing a < 50 LOC test program in COBOL. It's been a long long time since I wrote any COBOL to speak of. So it only took me 10 times to get it to compile 😁

No idea if it will run well, though 😜
February 7, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I could not resist. Sorry not sorry. 😁
January 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Hey, E35, you're not the boss of me!
January 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit!!

(from the IBM DFSORT documentation)
January 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM

Seems like it's always 23% on this island.
January 8, 2025 at 11:20 AM
When you need to break, then break.
December 19, 2024 at 3:10 PM
At least one of my colleagues is getting a lump of coal from Santa this year!
December 2, 2024 at 2:38 PM