Joey's Philosophy
@joeysphilosophy.bsky.social
60 yo gay man. Opinionated, sarcastic, caustic and honest. I never censored myself for my mother and I won't do it here.
I vent now, so I don't become bitter later. No DMs
I vent now, so I don't become bitter later. No DMs
My mother had a Ronco handheld sewing machine. But she never really sewed anything.
You see, I'm 5'1 and the tallest member of my family. My mother spent a lot of time hemming up pant legs. LOL
You see, I'm 5'1 and the tallest member of my family. My mother spent a lot of time hemming up pant legs. LOL
March 20, 2025 at 4:21 PM
My mother had a Ronco handheld sewing machine. But she never really sewed anything.
You see, I'm 5'1 and the tallest member of my family. My mother spent a lot of time hemming up pant legs. LOL
You see, I'm 5'1 and the tallest member of my family. My mother spent a lot of time hemming up pant legs. LOL
Misanthropy 101, orientation.
Prologue Point #1:
Not every question needs to be answered aloud. 🤨
Prologue Point #1:
Not every question needs to be answered aloud. 🤨
December 7, 2024 at 6:47 PM
Misanthropy 101, orientation.
Prologue Point #1:
Not every question needs to be answered aloud. 🤨
Prologue Point #1:
Not every question needs to be answered aloud. 🤨
It's so ironic that the symbol of Bitcoin reminds me of someone's ass hanging too far off the park bench.
Just an observation.
Just an observation.
December 6, 2024 at 9:17 PM
It's so ironic that the symbol of Bitcoin reminds me of someone's ass hanging too far off the park bench.
Just an observation.
Just an observation.
Just 22 days until Saturnalia! 🥳
December 3, 2024 at 7:23 PM
Just 22 days until Saturnalia! 🥳
Doogie and I are just taking needed space.
December 3, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Doogie and I are just taking needed space.
I don't usually take or share pictures of my food. But this one turned out really great!
Fettuccine alfredo with fajita chicken!
Fettuccine alfredo with fajita chicken!
December 1, 2024 at 9:52 PM
I don't usually take or share pictures of my food. But this one turned out really great!
Fettuccine alfredo with fajita chicken!
Fettuccine alfredo with fajita chicken!
The place is covered with snow today. So I'm reminiscing...
December 1, 2024 at 4:28 PM
The place is covered with snow today. So I'm reminiscing...
NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES:
Never trust the judgment of anyone who thinks they've learned some grand truth during an oxygen deprivation episode.
Never trust the judgment of anyone who thinks they've learned some grand truth during an oxygen deprivation episode.
December 1, 2024 at 3:43 PM
NEAR DEATH EXPERIENCES:
Never trust the judgment of anyone who thinks they've learned some grand truth during an oxygen deprivation episode.
Never trust the judgment of anyone who thinks they've learned some grand truth during an oxygen deprivation episode.
The North remembers...
November 30, 2024 at 5:01 PM
The North remembers...
The north remembers.
Winter comes for house St. Louis...
Winter comes for house St. Louis...
November 29, 2024 at 8:37 PM
The north remembers.
Winter comes for house St. Louis...
Winter comes for house St. Louis...
I stayed home for that holiday. My family is going to have a big party for Christmas this year instead.
My neighbors didn't like that idea of me being alone and brought me Thanksgiving dinner.
Misanthropy 101, supplemental findings:
There are exceptions to every rule. 🤗
My neighbors didn't like that idea of me being alone and brought me Thanksgiving dinner.
Misanthropy 101, supplemental findings:
There are exceptions to every rule. 🤗
November 29, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I stayed home for that holiday. My family is going to have a big party for Christmas this year instead.
My neighbors didn't like that idea of me being alone and brought me Thanksgiving dinner.
Misanthropy 101, supplemental findings:
There are exceptions to every rule. 🤗
My neighbors didn't like that idea of me being alone and brought me Thanksgiving dinner.
Misanthropy 101, supplemental findings:
There are exceptions to every rule. 🤗
I purposely broke my mom's Kay Starr record when I was 13? I was just sick and tired of hearing it all the time. 🤷♂️
November 29, 2024 at 2:17 PM
I purposely broke my mom's Kay Starr record when I was 13? I was just sick and tired of hearing it all the time. 🤷♂️
I just laughed so freaking loudly my dog booked out of the room!
😂🤣😂
😂🤣😂
November 28, 2024 at 5:39 PM
I just laughed so freaking loudly my dog booked out of the room!
😂🤣😂
😂🤣😂
The one thing I will forever be thankful for is having my beautiful mother in my life for 53 years. Everything good and decent in me came from her.
We lost her 7 years ago on Thanksgiving morning. And we leave an open chair at the table every year for her.
Miss you ol' lady. 😘
We lost her 7 years ago on Thanksgiving morning. And we leave an open chair at the table every year for her.
Miss you ol' lady. 😘
November 28, 2024 at 5:17 PM
The one thing I will forever be thankful for is having my beautiful mother in my life for 53 years. Everything good and decent in me came from her.
We lost her 7 years ago on Thanksgiving morning. And we leave an open chair at the table every year for her.
Miss you ol' lady. 😘
We lost her 7 years ago on Thanksgiving morning. And we leave an open chair at the table every year for her.
Miss you ol' lady. 😘
Misanthropy 101, lesson #561
Misanthropy is not a choice.
Misanthropy is not a choice.
November 27, 2024 at 1:56 PM
Misanthropy 101, lesson #561
Misanthropy is not a choice.
Misanthropy is not a choice.
Misanthropy 101, lesson 18:
November 24, 2024 at 7:32 PM
Misanthropy 101, lesson 18:
Well, the warning label is on my ass. And if you've already seen that, it's probably too late anyway! 😆🤫😏
November 22, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Well, the warning label is on my ass. And if you've already seen that, it's probably too late anyway! 😆🤫😏
Doogie concurs!
November 22, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Doogie concurs!
A long long time ago.
November 22, 2024 at 3:49 PM
A long long time ago.
Well, I should have said... my foot. 😆
November 20, 2024 at 2:40 PM
Well, I should have said... my foot. 😆
We aren't as imaginative as we might think....
November 19, 2024 at 5:32 PM
We aren't as imaginative as we might think....
If it weren't for this little angel, I probably wouldn't have even gotten out of bed, except maybe to piss, this week.
November 13, 2024 at 3:56 PM
If it weren't for this little angel, I probably wouldn't have even gotten out of bed, except maybe to piss, this week.
Looks like the perfect spot to build my lighthouse!
October 31, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Looks like the perfect spot to build my lighthouse!