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Joey P
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Writer, Cartoonist and Community Safety Organizer.

They or He type pronouns

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A graph from the Financial Times: Beanie Babies could end scarcity, end humanity, or boost trend growth by .2 percentage points. A graph shows the last century of economic growth with a small dip during the Great Depression and a small bump at the end of World War 2, and otherwise it follows the same trend line. At the end there's three tracks, Beanie Baby singularity: end of scarcity trends toward infinity. Slop boosted growth path [citation needed] continues the trend the same as the last century. Beanie Baby singularity: human extinction approaches zero. The source for the slop boosted growth path cites: Source: Look, I know this looks like a pile of financial scams in a trench coat but trust me bro we've made the financial scams load bearing for the economy. It's too big to fail and Trump will give us a bail out when the bubble pops, which it is gonna do very soon. Everybody's gonna die if you don't pay into my electronic Beanie Baby ponzi scheme. The Beanie Baby devil will send you to Beanie Baby Hell if you don't by into... and the text runs off the end of the image.
November 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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I've been going back through the Hitchikers Guide to the Galaxy lately and I have to say, everything about the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation really hits different now. Damn.
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for Open AI. Open AI inc. is described as: " a bunch of mindless jerks who will be first against the wall when the revolution comes."
October 28, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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YouTube really wants me to watch this video and no thank you, I'm all set, I'd like to sleep tonight
A thumbnail of a YouTube video: The Sandown Clown: The mystery and conspiracy of a cosmic clown by Bouncy Clown. In the middle of the thumbnail an alien clown in a green smock with various multi-colored adornments, to it's right the same alien clown but a black and white drawing of same clown doing standup comedy in a field and to the left a pretty girl in clown makeup made to evoke the alien clown.
October 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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It's his turn
A weird tech grifter wearing a jean jacket and a sword necklace, clear plastic glasses and an explosion of graying hair looks confused in a random direction on stage at some shitty tech event like SXSW or some bullshit
October 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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Every day is the only day you can post this
October 13, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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Curtis Sliwa, a weird white boomer who is a literal cartoon character running for Mayor of New York City and always wears this weird red beret is on Fox News and he says: "This one time I saw Donkey Kong assaulting a broad on the L-Train. I intervened but Funky Kong..."
September 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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But ultimately this is the one we deserve
A classic Ireland and Italy style three strip flag, but the colors are the Dunkin' Donuts logo colors: orange, white and fuchsia
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I actually kind of like this one
A very low quality jpeg of a yellow cod fish with a dark green star on top of it, the words: "The Commonwealth" below it, and with a green racing stripe along the bottom of the image
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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They should do a The Simpsons as Ghost in the Shell movie, fuck it
An AI generated image of a white circle consuming what appears to be Springfield from the classic cartoon The Simpsons. A tower rises out of a hill with it's details obscured in light from the circle. A silhouette of the town cuts into the circle. Energy rays radiate out from the circle. A five pointed star hangs above the circle of energy. The commonwealth of Massachusetts. 1620-1788
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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If any commonwealth can figure out how to put flashing Blingee effects on a flag it would be Massachusetts
A red field with swirling blue and white sea. A poorly clipped out JPEG of a galleon sails left with six stars surrounding it. In the upper left there's two disenbodied arms of a white guy breaking a set of manacles. In the upper right there's a poorly clipped out JPEG of white europeans shaking hands with generic native Americans. "Start of a New World" is written in an overwraught script slightly off center at the top of the image.
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Wh-what the fuck is this? What is this supposed to be? It looks kind of like a caduceus (Hermes winged staff wrapped in snakes) but like otherwise, what the fuck?
A blue microphone with wings with a cranberry vine and pine tree branch reaching out of it overlaid over a white star which itself is overlaid over a upside down yellow star over a blue field with a squiggling white line through the right side
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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trending on art station, beautiful woman sexy woman, ship that's somehow facing both front and backwards at the same time birds with no head, captain picard smoking weed,
An AI slop image of an old timey ship that has it's stern on both sides, two headless eagles soar above it, two rifle butts rise out of the water and end with smeared blue squares?
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I know for a fact the witch one is misinformation
Massachusetts: Witch free since 1693 Where republicans go to become democrats
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Perfect. No notes.
Clipart of I believe a Utah raptor(?) with spotted beige and brown feathers running with a medium Dunks coffee. The word "massachusetts" is printed in bold comic sans in the upper right
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Comonweaall of maffaschusetts
An AI slop image of a flag with two panels. In one panel there's a seal with a bird sitting on a branch with some mayflowers in front of a hill slightly off center vertically between blue and green rectangles. In the other panel it's a circular seal with the words "comonwealth (sic) of Massachusetts. Ense petit lacidam sub lertae quiete-backwards n." The image in the middle is a World War one doughboy standing on a rock in front of a river and leaning on a rifle.
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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A lot of these for some reason contain the slopster, I guess the most iconic image that resembles a lobster if you, uh, don't look at it at all
An AI generated image of what I think is supposed to be a lobster but it has random limbs in all directions over a field of random blue lines kinda radiating out from the center over a white field with stars but with no consistency
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Ehhh, all indigenous Americans are culturally homogeneous right, there's no cultural distinctions, they all dress like the former logo of the Washington red team right?
Clipart of a generic native American war chief with a war bonnet over a blue star with the words "Libertas, prosperitas nos libere stamus silum iustitia omnium" run around it in a circle.
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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This looks like they hired Andrew Yang to redesign the American Communist Party flag
A blue field with red and white stripes through the low middle which dip toward the right at a forty-five degree angle under a white star at the top.
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Linux Mint is much better.

I like the Kodos quote though
Motto submission. 1. Ubuntu: I am because we are. 2. Onward and upward, united together
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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Quis custodiet ipsos Starfield
A white field with a dark blue pine tree in the upper left with a star made from negative space over three stripes that swing upward and become wider in desaturated red, yellow and dark blue
August 27, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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I am writing something real weird
Alert! If you don't wanna see Hitler getting fucked din the ass and behave like a sissy sub then don't play it. Stop misusing the report system wasting our time by spam reporting this.
August 12, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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RIP in piss, see you in hell Hulkster -HH
Ghanan men dressed in sick tuxedos pick up a coffin and dance around
July 24, 2025 at 4:45 PM
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A substack article written by Christopher Rufo: Zohran Mamdani's penis size revealed. Thirteen inches is disgustingly too large. Anything larger than four inches makes you stupid.
July 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Kirk Johnson shows you his colon
July 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Kirk Johnson stretches out his colon in the appropriate response to you
June 30, 2025 at 5:03 AM